GTA5: Funny stuff the residents say

strych9 · 09-25-2013, 01:45 PM

I'll start:
[2 women talking at the park]"Soo...tell me more about this coffee enema?"
[A dude chasing his woman through the trailer park]"Baby, please! I didn't mean it! I only stuck it in yer Mom's keister the one time!"
[A dude talking to a woman on the street, with a tribal tat on her lower back]"That's a sweet tatoo! That would look great on my d!#k."

Share yours.

SSGUNNER · 09-28-2013, 07:03 PM

Lmao. Will have to pay more close attention.

Overflow · 09-29-2013, 05:38 PM

I'm totally gonna have to pay more attention now.

mikeyg36 · 09-29-2013, 09:58 PM

Listening to the residents discuss prop 208

Denis · 10-03-2013, 08:12 AM

some of em are pretty funny. i hear them in passing and have to stop for a second and be like "wait...what did she say?" lol

5thGenOwner · 10-15-2013, 12:34 PM

A woman passed me while she was talking on her cell saying... "We can't have sex at work anymore!"

PsychoZL1 · 10-15-2013, 01:25 PM

I thought it was hilarious when Trevor told Franklin's Aunt and her friends to STFU as they were going out for a jog at the beginning of one of the missions.

5thGenOwner · 10-15-2013, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PsychoRS

I thought it was hilarious when Trevor told Franklin's Aunt and her friends to STFU as they were going out for a jog at the beginning of one of the missions.

Yeah, I put Trevor up there as one of the best personalities in a video game!

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09-28-2013, 07:03 PM	#2
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09-29-2013, 05:38 PM	#3
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10-03-2013, 08:12 AM	#5
Denis Drives: 2010 SS Join Date: May 2012 Location: Yorktown Heights, NY Posts: 7,695 View My Garage	some of em are pretty funny. i hear them in passing and have to stop for a second and be like "wait...what did she say?" lol __________________

10-15-2013, 12:34 PM	#6
5thGenOwner Drives: 2010 SS Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: So Cal Posts: 2,197	A woman passed me while she was talking on her cell saying... "We can't have sex at work anymore!" __________________

09-29-2013, 09:58 PM	#4
mikeyg36 Drives: 2015 Z/28 #533 Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NY Posts: 6,731	Listening to the residents discuss prop 208

10-15-2013, 01:25 PM	#7
PsychoZL1 Drives: 2015 Challenger SRT Join Date: May 2011 Location: Roy, UT Posts: 1,002	I thought it was hilarious when Trevor told Franklin's Aunt and her friends to STFU as they were going out for a jog at the beginning of one of the missions.