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Ladybugsmom · 11-19-2011, 08:22 PM

GREAT game!!! Since you're a Utes fan, Jay, I can appreciate their win over my Cougars... especially since it was only by 3, and in overtime....

lightning · 11-19-2011, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

GREAT game!!! Since you're a Utes fan, Jay, I can appreciate their win over my Cougars... especially since it was only by 3, and in overtime....

Very good game. Washington did themselves proud. It was a nail biter for sure. I think we got lucky!

Ladybugsmom · 11-20-2011, 11:14 AM

My dog is strange.... I take them outside this morning, and it's really cold. The outdoor water bowl is frozen over. My German Shepherd is very smart, so he sticks his paw in and breaks the ice. But does he drink any water???? NO! He takes out chunks of ice and chews on them....
It's a gorgeous, sunny 25 degree morning, and I'm going to meet an old co-worker for coffee and catch up on gossip. Then, I face the crowded grocery store - gotta get ready for Turkey day!

spike347 · 11-20-2011, 04:23 PM

Hi can anyone tell me how long this "fun factor thing last" I am 69 going on something, most of the time its 14 as they were the best day of my life 14 to 40ish.

I just took my 10-L99 down to Vengeance Racing for a bunch of mods. Now I am dealing with some let down, just hope it gets better when I get the car back.

+

hotrodsally · 11-20-2011, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spike347

Hi can anyone tell me how long this "fun factor thing last" I am 69 going on something, most of the time its 14 as they were the best day of my life 14 to 40ish.

I just took my 10-L99 down to Vengeance Racing for a bunch of mods. Now I am dealing with some let down, just hope it gets better when I get the car back.

+

Hi Spike! HotRod here.

Didn't you hear? 50 is the new 20 .... or maybe 60 is the new 20... I can never remember. Doesn't really natter I guess. The fun lasts as long as you choose.

So you miss your car? Well, she misses you. And when you get her back all "souped up," both of you will forget missing each other and just go out and play.

hotrodsally · 11-20-2011, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC Performance

funny picture of yourself day?
Mom keeps scanning and sending me some of these gems...

Looks like fun!

lightning · 11-20-2011, 08:55 PM

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published
by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_______________________________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment
of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it
affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect
your memory?
WITNESS: I forget
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an
example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living
with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I
can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your
husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has
ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when
a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar
exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the
twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture
was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the
baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that
time?
WITNESS: Uh....
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage
terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it
terminated?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had
a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this
morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go
to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies
have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on
dead people.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral,
OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you
examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30
p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table
wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine
sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
____________________________________________

And the best for last

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the
patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on
my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still
been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could
have been alive and practicing law.

Ladybugsmom · 11-21-2011, 08:23 AM

Ladybugsmom · 11-21-2011, 08:31 AM

Happy Monday! No more snow here, but it's still cold, and wet... Actually, the weatherman is using the word "soggy"...

lightning · 11-21-2011, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

Happy Monday! No more snow here, but it's still cold, and wet... Actually, the weatherman is using the word "soggy"...

OrangeVert · 11-21-2011, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC Performance

lol Disneyland circa 1979 I think

Yes, looks like California sunshine. Was just in SFO for a flight back to Boston last Thursday night, & didn't want to leave. Will probably never be able to drive my Camaro out there, though it sure would be fun. Maybe someday I'll do the Grand US Tour.

spike347 · 11-21-2011, 07:06 PM

Hi HotrodSally,

I was thinking my thing was broke cause no one ever said anything to me! I am new to most of this but still catch on about 1/2 fast as I use to.

Just needed something else to think about besides my car while its in the shop.

and this new Apple thing.

OK later

Darth_Emma · 11-21-2011, 07:08 PM

Contemplating a new engine, tranny, and rear end... am I having another mid-life crisis?

SSBUSDRVR · 11-21-2011, 08:42 PM

Everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving out there.

Safe Travels if you are out on the road.

11-19-2011, 08:22 PM	#18593
Ladybugsmom Older than I look.... Drives: 2010 VR Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Washington Posts: 6,481 View My Garage	GREAT game!!! Since you're a Utes fan, Jay, I can appreciate their win over my Cougars... especially since it was only by 3, and in overtime.... __________________ High Heels and Fast Wheels!!

11-20-2011, 11:14 AM	#18595
Ladybugsmom Older than I look.... Drives: 2010 VR Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Washington Posts: 6,481 View My Garage	My dog is strange.... I take them outside this morning, and it's really cold. The outdoor water bowl is frozen over. My German Shepherd is very smart, so he sticks his paw in and breaks the ice. But does he drink any water???? NO! He takes out chunks of ice and chews on them.... It's a gorgeous, sunny 25 degree morning, and I'm going to meet an old co-worker for coffee and catch up on gossip. Then, I face the crowded grocery store - gotta get ready for Turkey day! __________________ High Heels and Fast Wheels!!

11-20-2011, 08:55 PM	#18599
lightning Lightning & Thunder Drives: 2010 SIM 1SS Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 2,691 View My Garage	These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. ________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Would you repeat the question? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh? ____________________________________________ And the best for last ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. __________________ Time is the only thing we really own. Use yours wisely.

11-21-2011, 08:23 AM	#18600
Ladybugsmom Older than I look.... Drives: 2010 VR Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Washington Posts: 6,481 View My Garage	__________________ High Heels and Fast Wheels!!

11-21-2011, 08:31 AM	#18601
Ladybugsmom Older than I look.... Drives: 2010 VR Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Washington Posts: 6,481 View My Garage	Happy Monday! No more snow here, but it's still cold, and wet... Actually, the weatherman is using the word "soggy"... __________________ High Heels and Fast Wheels!!

11-20-2011, 04:23 PM	#18596
spike347 Drives: 10 Camaro 2SS,RS,SIM, 6.2L , LS3 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: WEST OF DUE WEST,SC. Posts: 114	Hi can anyone tell me how long this "fun factor thing last" I am 69 going on something, most of the time its 14 as they were the best day of my life 14 to 40ish. I just took my 10-L99 down to Vengeance Racing for a bunch of mods. Now I am dealing with some let down, just hope it gets better when I get the car back. +

11-21-2011, 07:06 PM	#18604
spike347 Drives: 10 Camaro 2SS,RS,SIM, 6.2L , LS3 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: WEST OF DUE WEST,SC. Posts: 114	Hi HotrodSally, I was thinking my thing was broke cause no one ever said anything to me! I am new to most of this but still catch on about 1/2 fast as I use to. Just needed something else to think about besides my car while its in the shop. and this new Apple thing. OK later

11-21-2011, 07:08 PM	#18605
Darth_Emma Psssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh! Drives: under contruction Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Marysville, Ohio Posts: 12,996 View My Garage	Contemplating a new engine, tranny, and rear end... am I having another mid-life crisis?

11-21-2011, 08:42 PM	#18606
SSBUSDRVR Drives: '11 2SS/RS IBM/BLK M6 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Central FL Posts: 3,748 View My Garage	Everyone have a Happy Thanksgiving out there. Safe Travels if you are out on the road. __________________ '11 IBM 2SS/RS Built and Tuned by Vengeance Racing Vengeance PCM Vengeance Racing Mast Black Label LS7 Headed 416 ProCharger Stage II D1X Race ,Monster Triple,Alky Control Meth Inj, Forgestar F14 Drag Version and a bunch of other blah blah blah.838/688 at 12lbs Street Friendly

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