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Old 09-30-2010, 12:16 PM   #139063
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Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about
what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand."
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some folk think.




Thank you Nick for making me smile and lol today
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:17 PM   #139064
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It's more like "why you don't piss off a woman" -- blonde or not!!
You tell 'em, Tessa!!!
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:20 PM   #139065
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61 here..............with nothing but RAIN, RAIN....OH...and more RAIN!!
Same here, Jo...except it's 80 with bad humidity too... :(

We are getting what's left of Tropical Storm Nicole today...very heavy rain and winds....possibly 4-6 inches of rain before it's over tomorrow...
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:23 PM   #139066
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Later brody, get a corndog for me!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....just when I get 'that image' outta my head....now I have to start all over again...
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:23 PM   #139067
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....just when I get 'that image' outta my head....now I have to start all over again...
Good morning to you too!
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:26 PM   #139068
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Just kidding, Brandon!!!!....you know I ya
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:33 PM   #139069
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Someone on FB asked what everyone's favorite animal is....
13 responses...no one said a Liger....
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:34 PM   #139070
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....just when I get 'that image' outta my head....now I have to start all over again...
I believe Nick posted the pic a couple of pages back if you need a refresher....
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:42 PM   #139071
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Someone on FB asked what everyone's favorite animal is....
13 responses...no one said a Liger....
Bearsharktopus is my favorite.

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Old 09-30-2010, 12:46 PM   #139072
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:52 PM   #139073
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Bearsharktopus is my favorite.
While that is hilarious....I have yet to see that in a movie...


Wait....I have to check with my sister's - they are the Queens of lame sci-fi movies....they will know...



hee heeee....sharktopus...that amuses me....(yaya the bear part too but....sharktopus just sounds funny....like waffles...)
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I should say - No one until ME said a Liger.....b/c I'm awesome like that...
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Old 09-30-2010, 12:56 PM   #139075
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WTF???? Photoshop is a bad bad thing!!!!
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Old 09-30-2010, 01:02 PM   #139076
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WTF???? Photoshop is a bad bad thing!!!!
Not when you consider all the hilarious things we can do to that corndog picture...
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