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Old 09-30-2010, 10:53 AM   #139021
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My stomach and attitude can't stand any kind of whiskey.
Heh. Scotch I get along with just fine.

Tennessee whiskey makes me wake up in strange places with no recollection of how I got there.
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Old 09-30-2010, 10:57 AM   #139022
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Heh. Scotch I get along with just fine.

Tennessee whiskey makes me wake up in strange places with no recollection of how I got there.
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Wild Turkey among others also made me wake up in strange places and I always got the urge to fight and I am not a person who generally looks for a fight.
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:03 AM   #139023
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Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about
what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand."
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some folk think.
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:05 AM   #139024
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Wild Turkey among others also made me wake up in strange places and I always got the urge to fight and I am not a person who generally looks for a fight.
Lmao! I've never gotten in a fight whilst drunk.
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:07 AM   #139026
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It's more like "why you don't piss off a woman" -- blonde or not!!
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:07 AM   #139027
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Lmao! I've never gotten in a fight whilst drunk.
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I've been in two and both times I let the whiskey urge me into action when I normally would have walked away. I didn't start either one but I didn't walk away either. That was about 13 years ago though and it was the last time I had any of that devil juice.
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:07 AM   #139028
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:09 AM   #139029
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It's more like "why you don't piss off a woman" -- blonde or not!!
I would have raised my hand. Seriously, everybody would be like "WTF?" for about five seconds, until she brought out my box of crabs. Then they'd all go "oh, THATS what she meant" and go about their business. And, worse case scenario, its not like I'd see any of the other passengers again.
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I would have raised my hand. Seriously, everybody would be like "WTF?" for about five seconds, until she brought out my box of crabs. Then they'd all go "oh, THATS what she meant" and go about their business. And, worse case scenario, its not like I'd see any of the other passengers again.
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You do have a point.
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:11 AM   #139031
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Let's see...that would be 1, 2, 3, 4 too many. I'm going to hate tomorrow. Me and draft me don't get along. Always gives me a horrible headache that I don't normally get with bottled beer.
lightweight!!!! LMAO

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I get along with everything but Tennessee whiskey.
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lightweight also!!!!!

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My stomach and attitude can't stand any kind of whiskey.
refer to previous quote!!!

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Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about
what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand."
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some folk think.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA....

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Heh. Scotch I get along with just fine.



Tennessee whiskey makes me wake up in strange places with no recollection of how I got there.
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never been a big fan of scotch....effects me just like whiskey or tequilla.....drink, don't feel a thing, drink some more, and then it kicks me in the head and puts an evil little gnome in there trying to break his way out with a jackhammer....
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:14 AM   #139032
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never been a big fan of scotch....effects me just like whiskey or tequilla.....drink, don't feel a thing, drink some more, and then it kicks me in the head and puts an evil little gnome in there trying to break his way out with a jackhammer....
LMAO! I bet you I can drink more than any other 130 pound person on the face of this planet. Or at least pretty d*** close.

Ask Zebra how much of that whiskey I made my way through at the last fest. A pint or so, I'd say, and that was in addition to the 6-pack I brought for myself.
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Old 09-30-2010, 11:16 AM   #139033
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LMAO! I bet you I can drink more than any other 130 pound person on the face of this planet. Or at least pretty d*** close.

Ask Zebra how much of that whiskey I made my way through at the last fest. A pint or so, I'd say, and that was in addition to the 6-pack I brought for myself.
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Can't argue that.... you were pretty giggly at the fest!!!!!!
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lightweight!!!! LMAO
I wasn't referring to my alcohol intake bro. I was commenting that 4 was too many beers to buy for you.
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