PWA "The Lounge"

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

My stomach and attitude can't stand any kind of whiskey.

Heh. Scotch I get along with just fine.

Tennessee whiskey makes me wake up in strange places with no recollection of how I got there.
- X

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Heh. Scotch I get along with just fine.

Tennessee whiskey makes me wake up in strange places with no recollection of how I got there.
- X

Wild Turkey among others also made me wake up in strange places and I always got the urge to fight and I am not a person who generally looks for a fight.

[Tessa]

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about
what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand."
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some folk think.

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

Wild Turkey among others also made me wake up in strange places and I always got the urge to fight and I am not a person who generally looks for a fight.

Lmao! I've never gotten in a fight whilst drunk.
- X

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by Tessa

[Tessa]

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

It's more like "why you don't piss off a woman" -- blonde or not!!

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Lmao! I've never gotten in a fight whilst drunk.
- X

I've been in two and both times I let the whiskey urge me into action when I normally would have walked away. I didn't start either one but I didn't walk away either. That was about 13 years ago though and it was the last time I had any of that devil juice.

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by Tessa

It's more like "why you don't piss off a woman" -- blonde or not!!

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by Tessa

It's more like "why you don't piss off a woman" -- blonde or not!!

I would have raised my hand. Seriously, everybody would be like "WTF?" for about five seconds, until she brought out my box of crabs. Then they'd all go "oh, THATS what she meant" and go about their business. And, worse case scenario, its not like I'd see any of the other passengers again.
- X

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

I would have raised my hand. Seriously, everybody would be like "WTF?" for about five seconds, until she brought out my box of crabs. Then they'd all go "oh, THATS what she meant" and go about their business. And, worse case scenario, its not like I'd see any of the other passengers again.
- X

You do have a point.

[Da Hose]

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

Let's see...that would be 1, 2, 3, 4 too many. I'm going to hate tomorrow. Me and draft me don't get along. Always gives me a horrible headache that I don't normally get with bottled beer.

lightweight!!!! LMAO

Originally Posted by Xanthos

I get along with everything but Tennessee whiskey.
- X

lightweight also!!!!!

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

My stomach and attitude can't stand any kind of whiskey.

refer to previous quote!!!

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about
what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand."
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some folk think.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA....

Originally Posted by Xanthos

Heh. Scotch I get along with just fine.



Tennessee whiskey makes me wake up in strange places with no recollection of how I got there.
- X

never been a big fan of scotch....effects me just like whiskey or tequilla.....drink, don't feel a thing, drink some more, and then it kicks me in the head and puts an evil little gnome in there trying to break his way out with a jackhammer....

[Xanthos]

Originally Posted by Da Hose

never been a big fan of scotch....effects me just like whiskey or tequilla.....drink, don't feel a thing, drink some more, and then it kicks me in the head and puts an evil little gnome in there trying to break his way out with a jackhammer....

LMAO! I bet you I can drink more than any other 130 pound person on the face of this planet. Or at least pretty d*** close.

Ask Zebra how much of that whiskey I made my way through at the last fest. A pint or so, I'd say, and that was in addition to the 6-pack I brought for myself.
- X

[Da Hose]

Originally Posted by Xanthos

LMAO! I bet you I can drink more than any other 130 pound person on the face of this planet. Or at least pretty d*** close.

Ask Zebra how much of that whiskey I made my way through at the last fest. A pint or so, I'd say, and that was in addition to the 6-pack I brought for myself.
- X

Can't argue that.... you were pretty giggly at the fest!!!!!!

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by Da Hose

lightweight!!!! LMAO

I wasn't referring to my alcohol intake bro. I was commenting that 4 was too many beers to buy for you.