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[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by 09'Z28

NO

Originally Posted by Milk 1027

wut?

...Did you just say?

[Inspector 17]

Originally Posted by syr74

I appreciate the advice, pardon me if I am not inclined to take it.

Hmm, nice way to say f u isn't it?

[Milk 1027]

Originally Posted by zebra

i just peed myself

o.....k......

[zebra]

Originally Posted by Milk 1027

ok... i really do edit posts.

to my credit, i said i about did

[Milk 1027]

Originally Posted by zebra

to my credit, i said i about did

First person to notice I've been editing almost every post.

[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by zebra

to my credit, i said i did

I'm soo sorry I had to.

[edit] I clicked the link... that's hilarious! I understand now! That's just mean.

That deserves a copy...

Originally Posted by gtahvit

Another fail story.

My friend (super mechanic) had just fixed his buddy's girlfriend's car while his buddy wasnt' there. As he was ready to send her on her way she asked him. "what does the "N" on my shifter mean?"

My friend explained to her that the "N" meant "Night" gear. And explained to her she needs to use that gear while driving at night.....

At around Midnight that evening he gets a call from the girl's boyfriend, who is LIVID. Yelling at my friend because she won't believe that it really means neutral, and she's convinced her "Night" gear is bad. And she Can't drive in "Day" gear at night......

Her boyfriend had to go pick her up because my friend didn't answer his phone.......


This is a true story...

[Inspector 17]

Originally Posted by Milk 1027

First person to notice I've peed my pants.

They have depends for that.

[zebra]

Originally Posted by camaro_corvette

Seems like everything that I know is here. Since i have nothing new to add, here is a guy eating popcorn,

[Milk 1027]

Originally Posted by camaropete

I like poo

Bring it on

[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by camaropete

They have man diapers for that.

"Astronaut undies" is the preferred lingo.

GREAT googlymoogly this is outta control

[Inspector 17]

Originally Posted by Milk 1027

Bring on the poo

[GTAHVIT]

Originally Posted by zebra

i'm gonna assume that means "you get the point, right?" and my answer is yes. was just spreading the word to not overdo it on here

Sorry, my earlier post failed in its sarcasm/irony

[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by gtahvit

Sorry, my earlier post failed in its sarcasm/irony

This stuff is just too good to leave alone. I think we need groundbreaking Camaro news...That should distract our infantile minds for a few minutes

[Inspector 17]

Originally Posted by Kyle.Gilmour

Texas has alot of different driving laws, back in Michigan if it has wheels and a seat and spewed oil it was legal, haha.

I had no idea.