Stellar Movie Quotes Thread

[WOLFINN_2SS]

Originally Posted by DCSS

"Junior, when we get home, the first thing I’m gonna do is punch your Mama in the mouth, cuz there ain’t no way…no WAY…you could’a come from these loins!

Sheriff Beuford T. Justice-Jackie Gleason
Smokey and the Bandit

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REMEMBER THAT !!!! Crackin' up man!

[SScattergunSS]

~ Gettysburg ~

Col. Arthur Freemantle: I'm told you're descended from an illustrious military family.

Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead: [scoffs] Who told you that? Kemper?

Col. Arthur Freemantle: He tells me it was your uncle who defended Fort McHenry during the War of 1812, and that he was therefore the guardian of the original "Star-Spangled Banner." I must say, I do appreciate the irony of it all.

Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead: Colonel Freemantle... it does not begin or end with my uncle... or myself. We're all sons of Virginia here.

[he motions with his eyes; Freemantle follows his gaze]

Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead: That major out there, commanding the cannon... that's James Dearing. First in his class at West Point, before Virgina seceded. And the boy over there with the color guard...

[he nods in the boy's direction]

Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead: ... that's Private Robert Tyler Jones. His grandfather was President of the United States. The colonel behind me... that's Colonel William Aylett. Now, his great-grandfather was the Virginian, Patrick Henry. It was Patrick Henry who said to your King George III, "Give me liberty, or give me death." There are boys here from Norfolk... Portsmouth... small hamlets along the James River. From Charlottesville and Fredericksburg... and the Shenondoah Valley. Mostly, they're all veteran soldiers now; the cowards and shirkers are long gone. Every man here knows his duty. They would make this charge, even without an officer to lead them. They know the gravity of the situation, and the mettle of their foe. They know that this day's work will be desperate and deadly. They know, that for many of them, this will be their last charge. But not one of them needs to be told what is expected of him. They're all willing to make the supreme sacrifice... to achieve victory, here... the crowning victory... and the end of this war. We are all here, Colonel. You may tell them, when you return to your country... that all Virginia was here on this day.

[lafountain]

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

James Earl Jones in Field Of Dreams

[Decibel JJ]

"why'd he just call me shorty?" "cuz your small, Small" "oh"

-Cannonball Run

[Decibel JJ]

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?" "fix the cigarette lighter"

-The Blues Brothers

[Decibel JJ]

"Who IS that girl?"

-The Blues Brothers

[wrbear]

"Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend."

[Decibel JJ]

"Would you like to have a roll in the hay? .. Roll, Roll, Roll"

"Bluecherr!" then the sound of a horse neighing

"what was his name?" "Abbey" "Abbey what?" "Abbey .. Normal"

-Young Frankenstein

[Decibel JJ]

"You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred."

-Dumb and Dumber

[Decibel JJ]

From my GF:

Daniel: Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penney, $3.98. You like?

-Karate Kid

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Braveheart

William Wallace: And if this is your army, why does it go?

Veteran: We didn't come here to fight for them!

Young Soldier: Home! The English are too many!

William Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.

Young Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!

William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

[Scottish army laughs]

William Wallace: I AM William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran: Fight? Against that? No! We will run. And we will live.

William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

[Scottish army cheers]

William Wallace: Alba gu bràth!
["Scotland forever!"]

Army: ALBA GU BRÀTH! ALBA GU BRÀTH! ALBA GU BRÀTH!

[helmincamaro]

Little Bill: "...you just shot an unarmed man."
Eastwood "well, he shoulda armed himself."


-Unforgiven



(who can argue with logic like that?)

[SScattergunSS]

That was a great movie!

[helmincamaro]

Originally Posted by SScattergunSS

That was a great movie!

I popped it in to check the exact wording of that..... now I'm gonna be up for another 2 hours watching it . There's a ton of good lines in it .....of course, everything eastwood says makes you wanna