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07-12-2010, 03:30 PM | #100 |
A guy walks into a redneck bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee from up north. The bartender says 'You ain't from around here, are ya? The guy says 'No,I'm from Canada' The bartender says ' What do you do in Canada?. The guy says, ' I'm a taxidermist'. The bartender says,' A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?, do you drive a taxi? 'No, I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals'. The bartender grins and hollars, 'It's okay boys, he's one of us'
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07-12-2010, 08:21 PM | #101 |
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice
up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."
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07-12-2010, 10:29 PM | #102 |
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A child was walking alone after school to his home when a kidnapper took him and put him in his truck. After driving for a couple of hours and to a forest they both get off and go into the woods. The little child goes "mister im scared", the kidnapper looks at him and says "Your scared! i need to walk back alone."
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07-13-2010, 03:55 AM | #103 |
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good work Mark....This is one of my favorite threads.....sorry I don't have mutch to contribute tho
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07-13-2010, 04:13 AM | #104 |
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I got a pickup line for the list. No rebuttle is necessary as it actually worked for one of my friends.
"Hey, wanna play pearl harbor?" "what's that?" "It's a game where I sit back and let you blow the hell out of me..." |
07-13-2010, 07:09 AM | #105 |
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If storks bring white babys,
And crows bring black babys, What brings no baby at all ? a swollow |
07-13-2010, 07:39 AM | #106 |
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I wish I had more people sharing! Thanks for spreading the joy! TELL your friends!! lol
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07-13-2010, 07:39 AM | #107 |
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LOVE IT
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"BABY" is a Summit White, 2SS/RS, My Tribute to the 13 years I served in the 101st Airborne Division!!!
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07-13-2010, 07:45 AM | #108 |
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07-13-2010, 09:38 AM | #109 | |
Voice Of The Voiceless
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That's a good one!!!
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07-13-2010, 09:44 AM | #110 |
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Grandma and Grandpa were sitting at the breakfast table one morning about to eat when the following conversation takes place...
Gma - You know when we were young and first married we ate breakfast at this very table. Gpa - Yup Gma - You know when we were young we used to eat breakfast at this table naked. Gpa - Yup Gma - You wanna get naked for old times sake? Gpa - Yup Gma - You know even after all these years my nipples still get hot for you! Gpa - Well that's no wonder woman, ones in your oatmeal and the others in your coffee.
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07-13-2010, 09:51 AM | #111 |
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hahahahhahaha! i love this thread!
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07-13-2010, 12:04 PM | #112 |
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Bullfrogs and Blow Jobs
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied. ' Well, It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month!he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...No more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. 'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked. The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone.' |
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