Favorite Pick Up lines - Page 6

2ndgenz28 · 07-24-2010, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helmincamaro

daannngggggg......

Like that family guy where joe gets his legs back, after a love making session with his wife
and she says " Wow joe I forgot how big you are! "
And joe says " I was about to say the same thing. "

springerpete · 07-24-2010, 08:50 AM

That's a nice outfit let's see how it looks on my floor!

You can go home with me, take advantage of me, but you're not touching my POP TARTS!.

Red Rocker · 07-24-2010, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

Haven't been able to use my fav since I was 10 yr old, as for some reason once past 10 it just not cute anymore to pull your weenie out through your zipper n chase girls around

I don't think it works all that well anymore either. Just ask Ben Roethlisberger.

2ndgenz28 · 07-24-2010, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Rocker

I don't think it works all that well anymore either. Just ask Ben Roethlisberger.

Well beyond 10 it hard to convince someone that she didn''t see your thing but your finger sticking out your zipper, ya know that old trick

Tessa · 07-26-2010, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by okyankee

are those space pants you are wearing?

why?

because your ass is out of this world.

What do you do if she says they ARE space pants???

Fishdadddy · 07-26-2010, 02:31 PM

Me- Hey Baby you wanna dance?

Her- No!

Me- You must have misunderstood me. I said, you look FAT in those pants!

Havok · 07-26-2010, 02:32 PM

I forget what exactly it is but it goes soemthing like:

Would you have sex with me for $1m?
Yes.
Would you have sex with me for $1?
Hell now who do you think I am?
Well we know what you are we are just negotiating the price.

I know I messed it up though.

wangtangjf7 · 07-26-2010, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Rocker

I don't think it works all that well anymore either. Just ask Ben Roethlisberger.

Did you google his name before posting to make sure you spelled it right? Because if you alraedy knew how to spell it, i would be very impressed.

motorhead · 07-26-2010, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iwantone2

"You must work at Subway...because you just gave me a Footlong"

I already posted this on the first page.

okyankee · 07-26-2010, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessa

What do you do if she says they ARE space pants???

i start speaking spanish to throw her off. haha,

Iwantone2 · 07-27-2010, 09:25 AM

Lets play titanic: you'll be the ocean and I'll go down on you

BigMatt · 07-27-2010, 03:29 PM

Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special

elpatofeo · 07-27-2010, 04:11 PM

here is one;

you know what would look good on you? ME!

motorhead · 07-27-2010, 04:15 PM

hey baby, wan'a hump?

07-24-2010, 08:50 AM	#72
springerpete Orange GM freak Drives: 2004 3500HD Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ponca City, OK Posts: 784 View My Garage	That's a nice outfit let's see how it looks on my floor! You can go home with me, take advantage of me, but you're not touching my POP TARTS!. __________________ "My hair's turnin' White, my neck is still Red and my collar is still Blue"

07-27-2010, 09:25 AM	#81
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07-27-2010, 03:29 PM	#82
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07-27-2010, 04:11 PM	#83
elpatofeo LawBraker Drives: 10 SIM 2LT/RS & 2016 1SS Hyper Blue Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Fresno, CA. Posts: 910 View My Garage	here is one; you know what would look good on you? ME! __________________

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