ALMOST B1TCH SLAPPED SOMEONE TODAY

[prostock69]

Originally Posted by FenwickHockey65

Nobody sits on any part of my cars but me. End of story. I find your ass on my car, you won't be able to sit on anything for a week.

[prostock69]

Originally Posted by RyanG

I don't blame you. Happened to me once with my old Firebird, put their foot on the bumper as we talked, almost killed him.

I think I am going to get a hand paintball gun, when people get close, I will shoot them.

I love this idea!!!

How about rigging the car to shock them if they touch it?

[Lessk]

This kind of crap gets me boiling. I just want to give them a swift kick to the teeth and let them know why they deserved that and maybe they wont do it again.

I was over at my father-in-law's house a couple weeks ago, he lives in a culdesac and I look out the window and there are 3 kids in the street hitting a ball around with a bat! Both my car and my wife's car were there. As I get up to go move my car I see it get hit with the ball across the hood. I go outside pissed off to move my car out of the way and wanted to rip them a new one since obviously their parents are complete idiots and dont teach respect. And sure enough, the douchebag is out there with them in the driveway helping the girl fly an electric airplane 10 feet away from my wifes car.

GO TO THE F'ING PARK YOU WORTHLESS ASS!!!!!

I wanted to break the bat over his head, make him choke on the ball, and fly the plane up his ass. This is the same guy that a few months ago, when my wife's 2009 Mini Copper was brand new, let his dog run up to the car and jump inside and scratch the leather all up.

Unbelievable how people lack any intelligence! It's why stupidity should always be painful so they learn a lesson.

[68/2010]

I don't know what is wrong w/ these people. I was parking my car away from everyone and here comes this old truck and parks so close to me. I'm still in my car knowing they are going to hit my car if I don't move. So, I moved before they opened thier door. She wouldn't even look at me.

[Blakout]

That paintball idea is perfect. I'll keep one in the trunk and shoot people in the face who touch my car.

[rodimus prime]

Wow, this morning I went to walmart at like 9am (before most crackheads are up) to pick up some oil and a filter. I parked about as far out as possible and double parked. The lot was maybe 1/8th full. Sure as shit I came back out and there is about a 3" long scratch through the paint on my driver door. I could ****ing kill someone right now.

[RnRKimaro]

Originally Posted by Lessk

This kind of crap gets me boiling. I just want to give them a swift kick to the teeth and let them know why they deserved that and maybe they wont do it again.

I was over at my father-in-law's house a couple weeks ago, he lives in a culdesac and I look out the window and there are 3 kids in the street hitting a ball around with a bat! Both my car and my wife's car were there. As I get up to go move my car I see it get hit with the ball across the hood. I go outside pissed off to move my car out of the way and wanted to rip them a new one since obviously their parents are complete idiots and dont teach respect. And sure enough, the douchebag is out there with them in the driveway helping the girl fly an electric airplane 10 feet away from my wifes car.

GO TO THE F'ING PARK YOU WORTHLESS ASS!!!!!

I wanted to break the bat over his head, make him choke on the ball, and fly the plane up his ass. This is the same guy that a few months ago, when my wife's 2009 Mini Copper was brand new, let his dog run up to the car and jump inside and scratch the leather all up.

Unbelievable how people lack any intelligence! It's why stupidity should always be painful so they learn a lesson.

LOL! Do we live on the same block? Sounds like my neighbor!

[RnRKimaro]

Originally Posted by rodimus prime

Wow, this morning I went to walmart at like 9am (before most crackheads are up) to pick up some oil and a filter. I parked about as far out as possible and double parked. The lot was maybe 1/8th full. Sure as shit I came back out and there is about a 3" long scratch through the paint on my driver door. I could ****ing kill someone right now.

OMG I'm sick for you. Figures a Wal Mart. My Cam won't ever see the lot at a Wal Mart. That's why I want to find out about those alarms that alert u thru your cell phone. If someone so much as touches it IS there truly an alarm that will do this??

[vixen757]

When we first got our mustang we took my father-in-law out to dinner at Red Lobster. Someone hit our car door with theirs SO hard it put a huge dent in it! I swear it looked like they just laid across their seat and kicked their door open as hard as they could! I was sick! I'm afraid to even drive the Camaro that some ass will do even worse! i park it as far out as possible and check on it like every half hour! Sad!

[chevyss]

People are really something. I'd had my car about two weeks when I went out to a Friday night cruise with the local club. After the cruise we always park at our supporting NAPA store. I pulled up and got out to talk with members and some Dips*(t decided to just help himself to my car. Getting in, playing with all the knobs, and just making an a$$ of himself. He was a Corvette owner and you would have thought that he'd know better. I would have never even thought of getting into his car. When I said "ask before you help yourself" and he replied "It's just a Camaro" If my wife had not been there, I would have hit him. God, where do these idiots come from?? I don't even want to take it out in the public. People are so dumb.

[RnRKimaro]

Originally Posted by chevyss

People are really something. I'd had my car about two weeks when I went out to a Friday night cruise with the local club. After the cruise we always park at our supporting NAPA store. I pulled up and got out to talk with members and some Dips*(t decided to just help himself to my car. Getting in, playing with all the knobs, and just making an a$$ of himself. He was a Corvette owner and you would have thought that he'd know better. I would have never even thought of getting into his car. When I said "ask before you help yourself" and he replied "It's just a Camaro" If my wife had not been there, I would have hit him. God, where do these idiots come from?? I don't even want to take it out in the public. People are so dumb.

Ugh... Capitol "D"

[camarossrs2150]

Originally Posted by Jamie Mac

I go to a cruise that averages 1500 cars every Friday night and have never gotten so much as a single fingerprint. Tonight I went to a different cruise and my car was covered in finger prints. Worst were the ones where they were checking to see how smooth my new stripes are. Just finished the clearcoat yesterday andfinished the polish this morning. Now I have to wash it and check for scratches. Aaarrrggg!

you need the show monkey

[dursin]

Originally Posted by RnRKimaro

OMG I'm sick for you. Figures a Wal Mart. My Cam won't ever see the lot at a Wal Mart. That's why I want to find out about those alarms that alert u thru your cell phone. If someone so much as touches it IS there truly an alarm that will do this??

That's funny! Since I bought my car I have yet to go near a Walmart. Oddly enough though, I did stop at a Big Lots once and they're like one rung lower on the 'trash' scale than a Walmart is!

[Blakout]

Originally Posted by chevyss

People are really something. I'd had my car about two weeks when I went out to a Friday night cruise with the local club. After the cruise we always park at our supporting NAPA store. I pulled up and got out to talk with members and some Dips*(t decided to just help himself to my car. Getting in, playing with all the knobs, and just making an a$$ of himself. He was a Corvette owner and you would have thought that he'd know better. I would have never even thought of getting into his car. When I said "ask before you help yourself" and he replied "It's just a Camaro" If my wife had not been there, I would have hit him. God, where do these idiots come from?? I don't even want to take it out in the public. People are so dumb.

You went wrong by not hitting him. You should've punched him hard in the face, broke his nose, and said "Don't worry, it's just a nose."