Charlie Sheen

[KKreme15]

Originally Posted by AZCamaroFan

i just can't believe he's actually being paid 2 milion per episode for....two and a half men. when did the networks get so desperate. they didn't pay anything like that 20+ years ago when twice as many people watched

Inflation

[PoorMansCamaro]

didn't ray ramano get paid 5mil?

[GTAHVIT]

Originally Posted by BlessedChef10

Got it! well I am not trying to offend anyone. Just speaking what works for me...

Fair enough.. But we still avoid topics that will normally become infamatory.

And Christianity works for a lot of us... But this is not the place to debate it.

Milk was absolutely right to delete your posts.

I truly hope you don't see it as an attempt to silence you because of your beliefs.

On topic:

I do feel bad for the guy... obviously his success, money and fame isn't quite enough to keep him satisfied..

Hopefully there isn't a real tragedy for him around the corner.

[Red Rocker]

Here is a link I got last night using Charlie Sheen quotes with New Yorker cartoons. Pretty entertaining stuff.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charl...orker-cartoons

Oh yeah, btw I think he's nuts. I've been around a couple of bi-polar people in my life and he exhibits all of the classic signs of bi-polarity. I feel for his kids and family. His family (Dad, Mom, Emilio, Ramon and Renee) has tried to help him, but he doesn't want help and thinks he's normal. He's as normal as any other bitchin' rock star from Mars who is also a Warlock with tiger blood.

Funny how he didn't cross Les Moonves (CBS Presdient) yesterday morning on his NBC interview after the boys were taken away. I think he knows he is screwed if he doesn't play nice with Les.

[Brokinarrow]

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

That last one is freaking creepy!

[papabearcamaro]

Overpaid whack job

[2FST2LIV2YNG2DY]

Charlie Sheen is a coke head! He said some crazy ish so far, check it out:

• “I am on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

• “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ It fires in a way that’s, uh… maybe not from this terrestrial realm.”

• On being asked if he was bipolar by interviewer Andrea Canning, he replied: “What does that mean? What’s the cure? Medicine? Make me like them: not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here. I win there.”

• “I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

• "I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, & it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee."

• “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

• “We work for the pope, we murder people. We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people.”

• “I’m so tired of pretending that my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’ and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every frickin’ turn.”

• “Dying is for fools, amateurs.”

• “I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips.”

• "The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard."

• "Rhymes with winning? That would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make the rules."

• On previous partying: "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children."

• On his day-to-day routine: "It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary."

• On challenge for Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre to take him on in a MMA brawl: “I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

• And on why Lorre should be afraid: “Most of the time, and this includes naps, I’m an F18 bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground. There’s a new sheriff in town and he has an army of assassins.”

• “I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen.

• On the possibility of relapsing: "No. Not going to. Period. The end. I blinked and I cured my brain."

[Russell James]

Many of us have something Charlie will never have again.... a full mouth of original teeth. Money can't buy those back. He rarely smiles anymore due to one gnarly set of drug ravaged choppers. When decades of drug abuse make your teeth fall out, could you imagine the other organ and brain damage?

[Steve Dallas]

I've liked Sheen in most of his movies. I find the recent press coverage a bit over the top, but that's also Hollywood for you.

I will say this...if I had a choice between veneers and the teeth problems of Sheen and the problems pictured below...I'm kinda leaning towards his other addiction.

Perfect teeth OR:



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[Silver Ice]

Crybaby, a million plus per episode is not enough

[2ndgenz28]

Originally Posted by Russell James

Many of us have something Charlie will never have again.... a full mouth of original teeth. Money can't buy those back. He rarely smiles anymore due to one gnarly set of drug ravaged choppers. When decades of drug abuse make your teeth fall out, could you imagine the other organ and brain damage?

1 word, Keith Richards, one of many who learn 2 be proudctive but still ride the white hoqse. Or everone kñows a guy who drinks 24,7 but never got a dui, while another takes a sip & gets bustéd. Some can, some cant.

[ffrcobra_65]

he just needs to stop the legit acting stuff and go into porn and he can be wasted all the time, get filmed wasted and having $ex all at the same time and it is all good!

[PoorMansCamaro]

[heRS]

He's a demolition event just waiting for detonation.
I knew a girl who was all coked up years ago, she was having fun and no one was going to stop her, according to her. No one stopped her when she said "I'll just be like superman and fly outta here" from a 4th story window.
Charlie Sheen = runaway train.