Wife's cat...dead! - Page 5

n116ebo · 08-31-2010, 08:27 AM

I had a new Nova SS 1972 and parked under a carport. Each morning I found a cat sleeping on the hood. I took the pellets out of a 12 gauge shotgun shell, filled it back up with ice cream rock salt. The very next morning cat was on hood ( wait till cat is off of hood ) and when he took off across the back yard I let him/her have it in the rear. I never had a cat sleeping on the hood again. ( was not my cat, made shooting easier)

timcat4843 · 08-31-2010, 08:31 AM

Take the cat for a long ride out in the country then open the door and kick its azz out.

Mr Twisty · 08-31-2010, 08:40 AM

At least the rabbit didn't die

rydahog · 08-31-2010, 08:40 AM

just be careful, if the OL finds out,,, you remember that post with the corn and turpentine,,,,,well she might do that to your butt when you go to sleep/...LOL LOL

toesuf94 · 08-31-2010, 09:31 AM

REALLY. BIG. POTATO. CANNON! HIGH VELOCITY BYE-BYE!

Richy_Rich · 08-31-2010, 09:32 AM

Find a friend to take the cat or drop it off at the local SPCA.

JEFF2010SSMANUAL · 08-31-2010, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrinderSS

LOL! I'm just kidding & dreaming...while I would like to whack that cat it would hurt my wife too much so I can't do it.

Guess I'll just have to have a new pinstripe installed.

^Good idea^

raqball · 08-31-2010, 09:46 AM

Sword5 · 08-31-2010, 09:47 AM

Have you seen the video where the old lady drops the cat into the garbage can?

BlackIce1066 · 08-31-2010, 10:02 AM

I used to do the maintenance on the AMR ambulance's and the shop foreman and I always wondered what a Defibrilator would do to a cat but never had a chance to catch one. See if you can get your hands on one and see.

J/K of course. I would never hurt or condone the cruelty to anyones animals.

Mr_Draco · 08-31-2010, 10:10 AM

This thread makes me so happy that my cat is 19 years old and is incapable of jumping onto my car.

v6sonoma · 08-31-2010, 10:11 AM

Throw it under the wives car as she backs out. That way she thinks it's her fault. I'll be rough but she'll get over it. After some therapy. Make sure to mention the thought of getting a new cat would hurt you too much and that you couldn't watch her run over another. That should do it.

(that was a joke not advice!

)

Or you could train your Camaro like this!

Kalenn · 08-31-2010, 11:49 AM

I know of this dog that could keep the cat occupied... or possibly run it off?

Ironheadspearo · 08-31-2010, 11:52 AM

dig a deep hole with post hole diggers drop in the offender and cover it up. wont ruin the grass except for a 6"x6" spot which will grow back quickly then say it ran away

08-31-2010, 08:40 AM	#59
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,763	At least the rabbit didn't die __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin lib·er·ty /ˈlibərdē/ noun 1. the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views

08-31-2010, 09:31 AM	#61
toesuf94 Drives: THR #11 E-force supercharged Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Cedar Rapids, IA Posts: 4,746	REALLY. BIG. POTATO. CANNON! HIGH VELOCITY BYE-BYE! __________________ Cars and women are both going to give you problems...but you can pay somebody else to fix your car!

08-31-2010, 09:32 AM	#62
Richy_Rich FAVOR Drives: Many Different Rides Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: GA Posts: 783	Find a friend to take the cat or drop it off at the local SPCA. __________________ Please be kind when you drive; thank you.

08-31-2010, 09:47 AM	#65
Sword5 Drives: 2010 2SS Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Lexington, Ky Posts: 1,164 View My Garage	Have you seen the video where the old lady drops the cat into the garbage can? __________________ Ordered 6/19/09 Black on Black 2 SS Delivery 10/14/09! Added CAI, Heritage Grill, DRL Plug and Play Harness

08-31-2010, 10:02 AM	#66
BlackIce1066 Black Ice Drives: 2SS/RS Black w/ silver ice stripes Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Pueblo,Co. Posts: 898	I used to do the maintenance on the AMR ambulance's and the shop foreman and I always wondered what a Defibrilator would do to a cat but never had a chance to catch one. See if you can get your hands on one and see. J/K of course. I would never hurt or condone the cruelty to anyones animals. __________________

08-31-2010, 08:27 AM	#57
n116ebo n116 Drives: 2010 2SS YELLOW TRANSFORMER AUTO Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: SAN ANGELO TX Posts: 632 View My Garage	I had a new Nova SS 1972 and parked under a carport. Each morning I found a cat sleeping on the hood. I took the pellets out of a 12 gauge shotgun shell, filled it back up with ice cream rock salt. The very next morning cat was on hood ( wait till cat is off of hood ) and when he took off across the back yard I let him/her have it in the rear. I never had a cat sleeping on the hood again. ( was not my cat, made shooting easier)

08-31-2010, 08:31 AM	#58
timcat4843 Drives: 2008 Corvette Coupe Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Austintown, Ohio Posts: 129	Take the cat for a long ride out in the country then open the door and kick its azz out.

08-31-2010, 08:40 AM	#60
rydahog Drives: camaro ss Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: usa Posts: 2,166 View My Garage	just be careful, if the OL finds out,,, you remember that post with the corn and turpentine,,,,,well she might do that to your butt when you go to sleep/...LOL LOL

08-31-2010, 09:46 AM	#64
raqball Drives: 2010 Camaro Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: California Posts: 636

08-31-2010, 10:10 AM	#67
Mr_Draco Drives: 2SS/RS Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Western North Carolina Posts: 7,344	This thread makes me so happy that my cat is 19 years old and is incapable of jumping onto my car.

08-31-2010, 10:11 AM	#68
v6sonoma Drives: 2010 SS RS Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Providence, RI Posts: 8,108 View My Garage	Throw it under the wives car as she backs out. That way she thinks it's her fault. I'll be rough but she'll get over it. After some therapy. Make sure to mention the thought of getting a new cat would hurt you too much and that you couldn't watch her run over another. That should do it. (that was a joke not advice! ) Or you could train your Camaro like this! __________________ Mods: BBK Intake, BBK LT's and High Flow Cats, Corsa Cat-back exhaust, Hurst short throw shifter, SLP skip-shift eliminator. 7/1/09 Placed order for IOM/IO int/ SS/RS 6M 9/26/09 Took delivery!

08-31-2010, 11:49 AM	#69
Kalenn Fan of all things Camaro Drives: '13 Mercedes-Benz C250 Sport Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Oregon Posts: 358	I know of this dog that could keep the cat occupied... or possibly run it off? __________________ "Ladies and gentlemen take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice." "E for electricity... V For Chevy Volt and me!"

08-31-2010, 11:52 AM	#70
Ironheadspearo ride the pain train Drives: 2011 1LT RS, 1998 fxstc HD Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 2,047	dig a deep hole with post hole diggers drop in the offender and cover it up. wont ruin the grass except for a 6"x6" spot which will grow back quickly then say it ran away __________________ PAIN is temporary, PRIDE is forever......RACE HARD

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