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Old 08-17-2012, 08:23 PM   #6791
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dolphins looking like crap. hopefully they get their stuff together...really soon.
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:23 PM   #6792
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The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."


2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."


4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."


5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."


6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."


8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."


9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"


Jesus H. Christ! I hope all of that is true. And I hope its on Youtube!
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:24 PM   #6793
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The top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."


2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."


4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."


5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."


6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."


8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."


9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:26 PM   #6794
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dolphins looking like crap. hopefully they get their stuff together...really soon.

Relax. Its Pre-season.
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:26 PM   #6795
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JOE! How is you're Friday night so far?
Excellent man, Metallica is blasting and drinks flowing, how are you doing tonight
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:28 PM   #6796
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i know it's preseason. still like to see them play good. lol
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:29 PM   #6797
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Excellent man, Metallica is blasting and drinks flowing, how are you doing tonight
About the same as you. I got AC/DC cranked. Early AC/DC. Bon Scott for the win!
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:31 PM   #6798
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i know it's preseason. still like to see them play good. lol

I can dig it. Still, you don't want to see any of your key players get hurt for nothing. Right?
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:33 PM   #6799
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Red Sox are beating the Yankees 4-3 in the 5th
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:34 PM   #6800
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Die Yankees. Die!
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Old 08-17-2012, 08:36 PM   #6801
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I can dig it. Still, you don't want to see any of your key players get hurt for nothing. Right?
yeah, got a rookie qb starting tonight. and a lot of the starting defense isn't even playing. lol
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