Corrupt a Wish - Page 48

patriotpa · 12-07-2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rocks RS

Granted: Chuck Norris attends your Camaro5 event but is a huge Mustang fan and kicks your butt. Enjoy!

I wish my boss was a nice guy.

Granted! Your boss is a nice guy. So nice that he thinks you're nice too and puts the moves on you and..........

I wish wishing worked.

NoUCantDriveIt · 12-07-2009, 07:38 PM

Granted: It works for everyone but you

I wish the IRS would send legal documents stating that I don't owe anything for 2009

coolman · 12-07-2009, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Granted: It works for everyone but you

I wish the IRS would send legal documents stating that I don't owe anything for 2009

Granted: but they show up at your door to arrest you for not paying the last 10 years.

I wish there wasn't so many dumb asses in the world not including me.

NoUCantDriveIt · 12-07-2009, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by coolman

Granted: but they show up at your door to arrest you for not paying the last 10 years.

I wish there wasn't so many dumb asses in the world not including me.

Granted: there is now only one but it's your conjoined twin

I wish I could be invisible whenever I wanted just so I could play tricks on the dumb asses in the world.

coolman · 12-07-2009, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Granted: there is now only one but it's your conjoined twin

I wish I could be invisible whenever I wanted just so I could playing tricks on the dumb asses in the world.

Granted: and I will not corupt your wish If you only keep it to playing tricks on dumb asses. If you stray you will become a dumbass and have to play with yourself.

I wish my conjoined twin wasn't a dumb ass.

jrboyd_1980 · 12-07-2009, 08:56 PM

Granted: Your conjoined twin becomes a genuis and in turn you become the dumb ass.

I wish this customer would be happy with what we can find them without getting so technical.

jrboyd_1980 · 12-07-2009, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 1320junkie

(going to go check the forum rules to see if you broke any of them with that post)..lol

I didn't see a no stalking Junkie clause in the forum rules. so :P

coolman · 12-07-2009, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

Granted: Your conjoined twin becomes a genuis and in turn you become the dumb ass.

I wish this customer would be happy with what we can find them without getting so technical.

Granted: the customer is now happy but so stupid they don't know how to pay you.

I wish my smart conjoined twin would die and fall off of me.

Captain Vlad · 12-07-2009, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by coolman

I wish my smart conjoined twin would die and fall off of me.

Granted. Too bad you shared a leg.

I wish I had an extra three hours of downtime tonight.

coolman · 12-07-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Vlad

Granted. Too bad you shared a leg.

I wish I had an extra three hours of downtime tonight.

Granted: your stuck to the floor and can't move for three hours

I wish my dog would eat the neighbors cats.

mrray13 · 12-08-2009, 08:52 AM

Granted, only now he's constipated.

I wish I had my own chassis dyno

Skyblu · 12-08-2009, 09:53 AM

granted, but your car shot off of it going 120 and hit a tree!

I wish it was christmas already!

Xanthos · 12-08-2009, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Skyblu

granted, but your car shot off of it going 120 and hit a tree!

I wish it was christmas already!

Granted, but all you got was coal.

I wish for a C5 shirt.
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Skyblu · 12-08-2009, 10:12 AM

granted but it's a 4XXX size! and pink!

I wish all the people who damage other people's Camaro's in parking lots would disappear!

12-07-2009, 07:38 PM	#660
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