COLLEGE FOOTBALL 2011

[RSokie]

It is so much fun though!

[PonyMan]

Originally Posted by RSokie

Let the games begin!!

You ask for it!!!

Q: Why do University of Oklahoma fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.


Q:What does the average OU Student get on their SAT's

A:drool!


Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on the OU campus?

A: A visitor.


Q: What's the best thing that ever came out of Oklahoma?

A: An empty Greyhound bus!


Q: How do you get an OU Grad off your front Porch?

A: Pay him for the Pizza!


Q: What did the OU Grad say to the Texas Grad?

A: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?



• • •

Oklahoma is where the toothbrush was invented. If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a "teethbrush".

• • •

What do Sooners have in common with pot? They both get smoked in bowls.

• • •

Bob Stoops can't eat cereal because he chokes when he gets near bowls.


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Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks!


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Question: What is the BEST thing to EVER come out of OKLAHOMA? Answer: I-35 South!

• • •

"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"

"O"

"O Who?"

"Exactly!"


• • •

The entire OU football team is on a striper fishing trip on the Oklahoma side of the Red River. A single Longhorn player steps out of the river bank bushes on the Texas side and says, "Send any 10 of your players across and I will whip them all by myself." He then disappears back into the bushes. Ten insulted and angry OU players row across and step behind the bushes. All kinds of crashing and banging is heard, and the boat is sent back with the 10 OU players too beat up to speak. The Texas player steps out and says, "Send me any 15 of your boys and I'll whip them all by myself." He disappears into the bushes again. 15 angry OU players row across and step into the bushes. Crashing and banging again is heard. Then the 15 beat up and out of it OU players are sent back across. The Texas player steps out again. "Send me any 20 of your players and I'll whip them all by myself." About that time a beat up OU player revives and says, "Don't believe him boys, there's 2 of them over there."


HOOK'EM \m/

[PonyMan]

Originally Posted by RSokie

It is so much fun though!

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One day God and St. Peter are walking around Heaven. God points down to this little piece of paradise and says, "You see that? Thats Texas. I gave them the prettiest girls, the most hansom men. They have enough natural resources to run their own country. I allowed thier government to place the national Space program in Texas. The state is so big that you can drive all day and still be in the wonderful state."

St. Peter replied, "Lord, don't you think that making one spot on earth so wonderful might throw off the balance of the planet?"

God simply looked at Peter and replied, "NAH, I balanced it out. You should see the idiots I put around them in New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana.

[RSokie]

Couple texas football players are walking down the street hooping and hollering loudly. Someone asks them what they are celebrating. They reply, "We just put together a jigsaw puzzle in just over 1 month." Someone said, "So..." They replied, "Well, the box said 2-4 years on it!"

Q:How many University of Texas students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A:Four, one to screw it in, one boasts about how great the light bulbs were back when Darrel Royal was there and the other two leave about halfway through.

Two Horn fans are driving down a 4-number county road in south texas in their pickup when they spy on the side of the road a little calf with his head stuck in a barb-wire fence. Screeeeech!!! The longhorn at the wheel slams on his brakes, gets out, runs over to the calf. Once he gets there he promptly drops his pants and, um, services the calf. Once he's done, he pulls his pants up, wipes the sweat off his brow, and sashays back to the truck and says to his friend "Hey Tex, you want some of this action?" His friend's face lights up and he yells "Sure!!!!"

And runs over and sticks his head in the fence.

Q: Why does Oklahoma have such a strong north wind?

A: Because Texas SUCKS!

[PQ]

Texas Grad goes to Hollywood to see the White House. After looking around all weekend he finaly decides to stop and ask. By chance a Yale grad was walking by on the street. Texas grad pulls the camper over and asks the gent for directions........

Texas Grad: Hey man, you know round here where's the White House is at?
Yale Grad: I'm sorry but I'm not sure what you mean?
Texas Grad: The White House house.. duh.. where the President stays.
Yale Grad: Um.... the president of what? I'm confused? Here?
Texas Grad: Yer not too smart are ya? you need to get sum colegin'
Yale Grad: Colegin'? I'm having a hard time understanding.
Texas Grad: Jees,,,, Colegin' you know, school & stuff.
Yale Grad: (kinda frightened) Oh, right, I have a law degree thank you. I'm a lawyer. But if you're looking for THE White House it's about 2700 miles east of here.
Texas Grad: Man you really are an idiot. Where'd you git yer colegin' anyway?
Yale Grad: Yale.
Texas Grad: (cups both hands around his mouth) Where'd you git yer colegin' !!!!!!!

[BackinBlackSS/RS]

[RSokie]

Originally Posted by PQ

Texas Grad goes to Hollywood to see the White House. After looking around all weekend he finaly decides to stop and ask. By chance a Yale grad was walking by on the street. Texas grad pulls the camper over and asks the gent for directions........

Texas Grad: Hey man, you know round here where's the White House is at?
Yale Grad: I'm sorry but I'm not sure what you mean?
Texas Grad: The White House house.. duh.. where the President stays.
Yale Grad: Um.... the president of what? I'm confused? Here?
Texas Grad: Yer not too smart are ya? you need to get sum colegin'
Yale Grad: Colegin'? I'm having a hard time understanding.
Texas Grad: Jees,,,, Colegin' you know, school & stuff.
Yale Grad: (kinda frightened) Oh, right, I have a law degree thank you. I'm a lawyer. But if you're looking for THE White House it's about 2700 miles east of here.
Texas Grad: Man you really are an idiot. Where'd you git yer colegin' anyway?
Yale Grad: Yale.
Texas Grad: (cups both hands around his mouth) Where'd you git yer colegin' !!!!!!!

[PonyMan]

One thing for sure on Saturday "The OU Freak Show" will be coming to Texas......see for yourself!!!

OU Fan:


Real OU Fans:


OU Crying Fan:


OU...yes those Fans:


OU Jailed Fan:


UT Female Fan vs. OU Female Fan:


All good, as long as they get back on those Greyhound buses heading North on I-35!!!! \m/

[RSokie]

Get ready SOONER fans for the great site`s in TexUs.
Literally

There will be a bunch of this saturday for sure.

A texas cheerleader for your viewing pleasure!

Wow .....really?

Get used to it...bring some towels.

Another fine texas cheerleader has been spotted!...bless your little hearts.

Boomer Sooner baby face!

[PQ]

[PonyMan]

Just like a Pooner, can't even post!! That is Tennessee.

[PonyMan]

Saturday Pooner's will be crossing the Red River asking for directions to Big "D".....Lord help us all!!!

[PQ]

Originally Posted by PonyMan

Saturday Pooner's will be crossing the Red River asking for directions to Big "D".....Lord help us all!!!

OMG............. WTF is that contraption. LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Hey, we're inovative at least. LOL

[PonyMan]

Originally Posted by PQ

OMG............. WTF is that contraption. LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Hey, we're inovative at least. LOL

PQ, here is a close up of that Pooner's feet!!!