WHY DO I KEEP DATING INSANE WOMEN??

[FNKNSTN]

Originally Posted by Matrix

Yesterday I missed two calls from her. But I called back and left two messages.

Apparently I am now ignoring her.

Big argument about it this morning!

Is there ANYTHING on the planet more trivial to argue about than two missed calls!!! WTF!!!

Life's too short for this kind of

That's right. No need to put up with ANY kind of BS like that.

[Sierra]

The problem is certain women’s increase in physical attractiveness has been disproportional to their increase in psychosis. Luckily for us, a chart exists where we can see just how out of balance the ratio between your hotness and craziness has become - knowledge that can prove to be invaluable over the course of your daily life.

[Sierra]

Have prospective dates take this test.

Now if you are female then you probably think to yourself…where do I rank on this scale? Well Barney also provides a very informative quiz you can take to determine your “Crazy” rating…

“1. You’re walking down the street and see Matt Damon. You:
a: Gawk from afar and let him pass unbothered.
b: Run up to him and beg to have his babies.
c: Stab him with a pen.

2. You’re driving on the freeway and someone cuts you off. You:
a: Take a deep breath, count to ten, and do a random act of kindness.
b: Hold down your horn and scream obscenities.
c: Stab him with his own broken windshield wiper.

3. You see a kitten stuck in a tree. You:
a: Call the fire department and wait for professional help.
b: Climb up and rescue it, then take it home to join the 125 other cats you currently care for.
c: Stab it with a tree branch.

4. You’re on a date with a fellow and it’s not going well. You:
a: Explain to him you’re just not compatible and offer to split the check.
b: Start a small fire in the ladies’ bathroom thus evacuating the restaurant and ending your date.
c: Finish your decadent five-course dinner, then stab him with a lobster claw.

5. Your boss makes a pass at you. You:
a: Report it to human resources.
b: Go for it, then blackmail him for the rest of his natural life.
c: Stab him with his tie.

6. The barista screws up your double skim, half café, no sugar added caramel macchiato. You:
a: Drink whatever she gives you, so as to not create a scene.
b: Throw the scalding hot beverage into the barista’s face.
c: Stab her with a coffee cup.

7. It’s Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. One of the Salvation Army Santa’s won’t stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. You:
a: Thank him for doing the Lord’s work and give generously.
b: Tar and feather him from your fifth floor balcony.
c: Stab him with his bell, then steal his bucket.

8. Your grandparents are in town visiting. You:
a: Happily show them around town taking extra special care of them.
b: Berate them for the measly 12 bucks they gave you on last year’s birthday.
c: Stab them with their dentures.

9. You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:
a: Locate the wallet’s owner and return it as found.
b: Steal the person’s identity and live as them.
c: Locate the wallet’s owner and stab them with their license.

10. Your boyfriend proposes. You:
a: Tearfully admit that you’re already married but not opposed to polygamy.
b: You say, “Honestly, we’ve had a lot of great times together but I just don’t see a future between us” thus breaking his heart… then you pick up the pieces of said broken heart, and stab him with it.
c: Say, “Yes, yes, a million times yes!”

To find your “Crazy” rating, give yourself 0 points for every A response, 1 point for every B, and 2 points for every C. Take that total and divide by two. You now have your crazy number.

Now, using your self-assigned hot number, find your position on the Stinson Hot/ Crazy scale. Remember, you want to find yourself located on the hot side, not the crazy side. If the results are not to your liking, please adjust your appearance or personality accordingly.

[manimsoblack]

you assume there are sane women

[Li0nel1234]

Originally Posted by Kwaz1335

Id hate to be honestly blunt with you...but it's for your own good. Ever notice some guys date a girl and she is absolutely horrible. He gets walked all over and his friends try anything and everything to break them up but yet he is relentless and stays with her till she finally breaks up with him. Few months down the road and he meets nice girl..she treats him with respect listens to him and yet a few weeks or even months down the road...ends up in the SAME situation as before and yet again the cycle continues...same with girl 3,4,5,and 6. Maybe the problem is not the girl....ITS THE GUY. From the day you meet a person (lets say for this instance its a guy..as a friend) you train that person how to treat you. If they cross a boundary your more than willing to let that person know it. Change that person to a beautiful girl..and yet the rules seem to change a bit for some reason. We get more lax and let the girl get away with a bit more because your attracted to her..and it dose not seem like its a big deal..after all the ultimate goal is to get inbetween her legs...not loose her. Its that little bit more that turns into more and more as time goes on...pretty soon she is telling you what you are doing Friday night..which friends you can hang out with...she wants to know who you are with and where you are at all times...I hate to say it...but once you lose the power in a relationship..your gonna lose the girl. Although this is true in most cases..there are the rare circumstances where the female loves having all the power in a relationship.The best advice I can give you is..Lead the relationship and the girl will be along for the ride. Be a man..if she wants to end things...there are plenty of other girls out there that would love to be your girl. Smile..it gives them something to wonder about. Respect is key...if you do not have any for YOURSELF and you let her walk all over you..you are going to lose her. The moment you see something you don't like that she is doing..be honest with her and tell her. Which leads me to my next point...HONESTY...if you can be brutally honest with a female from the get go and never lie about a thing to her you just might shock her into doing whatever you want. Most females are not use to hearing honesty from a guy. If you want something in bed from her..TELL HER that you are going to do it...clearly and like you mean it...don't yell at her of course but don't whisper and say it soo weakly that she barely hears you. She may laugh, she may say ok, she may say just stare at you completely shocked or she may even ask you what you said again..just tell her again in the same fashion...DO NOT BACK DOWN and tell her you are sorry..this is the ultimate mistake most guys make. You may just be surprised at the outcome....And by the way....dont ever TRY to figure women out...it is a waste of time that will cause your head to explode..The easiest way I can put things on that topic is girls are more emotional..guys tend to be more logical. Hence when a girl has a problem we try to logically solve it and she dosen't get better..she gets worse because your not LISTENING to her. The best way to deal with a girls problem is to shut up and ACTUALLY listen and just reverberate what she has said so it sounds like you understand what her problem is. Eventually she will calm down..DVR is AWESOME for this purpose...because it always seems she has a problem ONLY WHEN you happen to be watching the game. I haven't figured out why this is the case...and I am not gonna try to. You guys have any questions I am more than an open book when it comes to stuff like this. I have been told by hundreds of people I should write a book but this is stuff you should already know or just have not learned yet

TLDR

[Kwaz1335]

Thank you captain obvious...that was already stated. I'll make it nice and short for you...grow a pair!