Your Mom... - Page 4

TonytheTiger · 01-11-2009, 11:27 PM

Actauyll we are talking about Spikes mom.

josh1147 · 01-11-2009, 11:35 PM

Yo mamma's so fat, even rolling her in flour doesn't work

Mr Twisty · 01-11-2009, 11:45 PM

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Sierra · 01-12-2009, 07:37 PM

Your mamma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

*The_Blur* · 01-12-2009, 07:41 PM

Your mom's so stupid that she tried to use a Motorola RAZR to shave her legs.

TheCaptain · 01-12-2009, 08:57 PM

Your momma's so fat, when she puts on a rain coat and goes outside, people yell, "TAXI! TAXI!"

Your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

Your momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, all the whales pop out of the water and start singing, "We are family..."

Your momma's so ugly, she put the Boogie man outta business.

Your momma's so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, she's gotta make two trips.

Your momma's so fat, she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"

Your momma's so poor, when I saw her kickin' a can down the road, I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.

Sterling · 01-12-2009, 09:06 PM

Your mamma's so fat, she doesn't have a waistline, she has an equator.

*The_Blur* · 01-12-2009, 09:31 PM

Your mom is so hairy that all those stories of Tarzan happened between her knee and her ankle.

zebra · 01-12-2009, 10:32 PM

Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

TFord · 01-13-2009, 03:07 AM

yo momma so stupid, she got fired from a M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

*KILLER74Z28* · 01-13-2009, 10:13 AM

Your mama’s so fat they install speed bumps at the buffet to slow her ass down…

SoFlaZ · 01-13-2009, 11:00 AM

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket over night and starved to death.

Mr Twisty · 01-13-2009, 12:03 PM

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Boomer Sooner · 01-13-2009, 12:24 PM

Your momma could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch.

01-11-2009, 11:27 PM	#43
TonytheTiger Drives: 1999 camaro rs Join Date: May 2008 Location: phoenix, arizona Posts: 1,160	Actauyll we are talking about Spikes mom. __________________

01-11-2009, 11:45 PM	#45
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,763	Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Last edited by Mr Twisty; 01-11-2009 at 11:56 PM.

01-12-2009, 07:37 PM	#46
Sierra Drives: 2004 GMC Sierra SLT 4x4 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Southern NJ Posts: 1,045	Your mamma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down. __________________ On the 8th day God created the Camaro and all is good.

01-12-2009, 07:41 PM	#47
The_Blur Moderator Drives: 2018 Harley-Davidson Street Bob Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 14,768	Your mom's so stupid that she tried to use a Motorola RAZR to shave her legs. __________________ RDP Motorsport//GEN5DIY//Cultrag Performance//JPSS//Rodgets Chevrolet// Operation Demon//Buy at Invoice//RACECARWEAR RESPECT ALL CARS. LOVE YOUR OWN. warn 145:159 ban Last edited by The_Blur; 01-12-2009 at 09:30 PM.

01-12-2009, 08:57 PM	#48
TheCaptain N7 Spectre Drives: 14 ATS Performance 3.6L AWD Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Moosomin, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 2,732 View My Garage	Your momma's so fat, when she puts on a rain coat and goes outside, people yell, "TAXI! TAXI!" Your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house! Your momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, all the whales pop out of the water and start singing, "We are family..." Your momma's so ugly, she put the Boogie man outta business. Your momma's so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, she's gotta make two trips. Your momma's so fat, she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!" Your momma's so poor, when I saw her kickin' a can down the road, I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied. __________________

01-11-2009, 11:35 PM	#44
josh1147 Delivered 29June09 Drives: Early Order Camaro Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 411 View My Garage	Yo mamma's so fat, even rolling her in flour doesn't work

01-12-2009, 09:06 PM	#49
Sterling Drives: 2010 Camaro 1LT/RS M6 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fairhaven, MA Posts: 5,882 View My Garage	Your mamma's so fat, she doesn't have a waistline, she has an equator.

01-12-2009, 09:31 PM	#50
The_Blur Moderator Drives: 2018 Harley-Davidson Street Bob Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 14,768	Your mom is so hairy that all those stories of Tarzan happened between her knee and her ankle. __________________ RDP Motorsport//GEN5DIY//Cultrag Performance//JPSS//Rodgets Chevrolet// Operation Demon//Buy at Invoice//RACECARWEAR RESPECT ALL CARS. LOVE YOUR OWN. warn 145:159 ban

01-12-2009, 10:32 PM	#51
zebra just can't seem to leave Drives: your mom wild!! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: cold & windy Posts: 10,625 View My Garage	Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her! __________________ Eve ('00 FRC): hot-air intake Rowan ('09 H3): 5spd mom-mobile Penny ('99 Sierra): 5.3 / HD 5spd... gone but not forgotten Samson ('18 HD): compounded 408

01-13-2009, 03:07 AM	#52
TFord Camaro Fanatic Drives: 2000 Z28 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 1,808 View My Garage	yo momma so stupid, she got fired from a M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

01-13-2009, 10:13 AM	#53
KILLER74Z28 MOD SQUAD Drives: 2G1FT1EW9A9100666 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: West Michigan Posts: 5,768 View My Garage	Your mama’s so fat they install speed bumps at the buffet to slow her ass down… __________________ Who cares about the Blue Oval crowd and their little Ponys? We're getting our Camaro back-and it'll be Supercharged!-MDAII Team LS3

01-13-2009, 11:00 AM	#54
SoFlaZ Drives: 2013 SS LS3 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: WPB FL Posts: 947 View My Garage	Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket over night and starved to death.

01-13-2009, 12:03 PM	#55
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,763	Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

01-13-2009, 12:24 PM	#56
Boomer Sooner Banned Drives: my girlfriend nuts Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: OK Posts: 336	Your momma could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch. Last edited by Boomer Sooner; 01-15-2009 at 02:21 PM.

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