Corrupt a Wish - Page 37

NoUCantDriveIt · 12-05-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave_O

Granted: but all you could afford was the house, so you had to cancel your camaro order and sell your bikes!

I wish my roommate wasn't so loud when he woke up, always waking me up

Granted: now he stinks up the place with silent farts and slides plates of unfinished food under the furniture to rot.

I wish Dave finds a way to be at C5 Fest

PQ · 12-05-2009, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Granted: now he stinks up the place with silent farts and slides plates of unfinished food under the furniture to rot.

I wish Dave finds a way to be at C5 Fest

Granted: He shows up with a Fed. ankle tracking bracelet, 4 Fed. Pen. gaurds, and a hannibal lector style mask.

I wish my kids would stop screwing up family time by fighting all the damn time.

mjlash22 · 12-05-2009, 02:04 PM

granted, they will end the fighting by a gun duel

i wish people didnt flaunt there rich-ness

NoUCantDriveIt · 12-05-2009, 02:16 PM

Granted: They all went bankrupt and now you have to get a second job to pay taxes for the overloaded welfare system.

I wish I had a Chicago pizza

jrboyd_1980 · 12-05-2009, 02:27 PM

Granted: You find yourself in Chicago eating a fresh Chicago Pizza. You are in your boxer shorts and it is 20 below.

I wish it was time to go home.

NoUCantDriveIt · 12-05-2009, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

Granted: You find yourself in Chicago eating a fresh Chicago Pizza. You are in your boxer shorts and it is 20 below.

I wish it was time to go home.

I'm not sure if even Chicago is ready for a middle aged woman on the street wearing only boxer shorts in 20 below weather... even if she does have a freakin good pizza.

moto-camaro · 12-05-2009, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

I'm not sure if even Chicago is ready for a middle aged woman on the street wearing only boxer shorts in 20 below weather... even if she does have a freakin good pizza.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

Granted: You find yourself in Chicago eating a fresh Chicago Pizza. You are in your boxer shorts and it is 20 below.

I wish it was time to go home.

granted:you go home to a surprise visit from the in-laws

i wish i won the lottery....

patriotpa · 12-05-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by moto-camaro

granted:you go home to a surprise visit from the in-laws

i wish i won the lottery....

Granted: You won the lottery and the IRS audited you and took everything you have.

I wish I was given one, real, uncorruptible wish to use for whatever I want, whenever I want.

Dave_O · 12-05-2009, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Granted: now he stinks up the place with silent farts and slides plates of unfinished food under the furniture to rot.

I wish Dave finds a way to be at C5 Fest

1... he ALREADY does that!!! so nothing has changed!!

2...THANKS!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by PQ

Granted: He shows up with a Fed. ankle tracking bracelet, 4 Fed. Pen. gaurds, and a hannibal lector style mask.

I wish my kids would stop screwing up family time by fighting all the damn time.

LOL, hey, at least I will be there!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Granted: They all went bankrupt and now you have to get a second job to pay taxes for the overloaded welfare system.

I wish I had a Chicago pizza

MMMMMMM, I can't wait to be home next week!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

I'm not sure if even Chicago is ready for a middle aged woman on the street wearing only boxer shorts in 20 below weather... even if she does have a freakin good pizza.

You have obviously NEVER been to chicago!!!

Dave_O · 12-05-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by patriotpa

Granted: You won the lottery and the IRS audited you and took everything you have.

I wish I was given one, real, uncorruptible wish to use for whatever I want, whenever I want.

Granted: but you die and can't use it

I wish my roommates weren't such obnoxious drunks! (Yes 2 in the afternoon, they already went through at elast one case...in a matter of maybe 2 hours, I went to the gym at noon, before they got home from their final...)

TJ91 · 12-05-2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Xanthos

Granted. And he decided to tell you all about the fiery threesome your wife/gf/significant other had last night. Without you.

I wish my phone got better reception.
- X

TJ91 · 12-05-2009, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave_O

Granted: but you die and can't use it

I wish my roommates weren't such obnoxious drunks! (Yes 2 in the afternoon, they already went through at elast one case...in a matter of maybe 2 hours, I went to the gym at noon, before they got home from their final...)

Granted: But now they turned homosexual and are trying tp come onto you
I wish my Camaro was supercharged

Dave_O · 12-05-2009, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TJ91

Granted: But now they turned homosexual and are trying tp come onto you
I wish my Camaro was supercharged

Who said that'd be a bad thing!?

LMAO, JUST KIDDING! But I have been in that position before so I know how to get out of it!

Granted: It blows up the first time you run it

I wish I could see the results of working out faster, without using any supplements..

mjlash22 · 12-05-2009, 04:20 PM

granted, your arms will weight 90 lbs each

i wish i had a 6 pack....of corona

12-05-2009, 02:04 PM	#507
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12-05-2009, 02:16 PM	#508
NoUCantDriveIt Drives: 2SS RS M6 CGM/Black Rally Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Austin TX Posts: 5,098	Granted: They all went bankrupt and now you have to get a second job to pay taxes for the overloaded welfare system. I wish I had a Chicago pizza __________________ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

12-05-2009, 04:20 PM	#518
mjlash22 Drives: 2007 Ford Fusion SE Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 1,440	granted, your arms will weight 90 lbs each i wish i had a 6 pack....of corona __________________ Ordered: 2LT/RS CGM, A6 1100 = Preliminary Order 10/1/09 2000 = Accepted By GM 12/31/09 3000 = Accepted By Production Control 1/7/10 (TPW: 2/1/10) 3400 = Broadcast 1/23/10 3800 = Produced 2/2/10 (2G1FC1EV6A9189068) 4150 = Invoiced 2/5/10 4200 = Shipped 5000 = Delivered To Dealer 6000 = Delivered To Customer

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