To parents out there, quotes only a parent would say - Page 3

Ravirn · 12-31-2009, 12:21 AM

Taken straight from Twitter:

"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

RJT-Maro · 12-31-2009, 12:29 AM

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out" - Bill Cosby

I use that alot with my son lol.

1985HOL69305 · 12-31-2009, 09:16 PM

I have an addition!
* Get in, and face the back of the elevator after pushing the button for your floor.

Scrmin' Mimi · 12-31-2009, 09:47 PM

After telling an unbelievable account of what just happened between me and my sister, my dad would say..."That old dog won't hunt."

If he decided that I wasn't gonna fess up and the truth had come out he would say..."I already know what happened. You lied. Now I'm gonna tan your hide and and hide it out behind the house."

And Mom's fav was..."Close the door. You weren't raised in a barn!"

streetshark · 12-31-2009, 10:09 PM

The old "finish your dinner, there's children starving in Africa". That or "sass me one more time and I'll whack you so hard your brother will cry".

CynAgain · 01-01-2010, 12:20 AM

parent: you have three seconds to get moving. one... two...

kid: ok, ok, I'm going. geez

garcmol · 01-01-2010, 12:59 AM

I've said to my boys "If you have to think twice or see if someone's looking, don't do it!" Seems to work

derklug · 01-02-2010, 09:39 AM

What my kids tell me " Just remember who is going to pick out your nursing home."

IROCanSS · 01-02-2010, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ljustin293

from the mom's..."I brought you into this world I can take you out of it"

Do you know my mom? She says that all time, well used to. I have been out of the house for a while!

Quote:

Originally Posted by PQ

"When we get home, I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth"

Loved that one from SATB.

My favorite is "Give me an El Diablo sandwhich and a Dr. Pepper, and make quick, I am in a got damn hurry"

Iwantone2 · 01-03-2010, 03:51 AM

from my mom:

"This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you..." <--this is when you know that it's time to run!!!

Another classic:

"Just wait until your dad gets home..."

helmincamaro · 01-03-2010, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrhaus76

My favorite is "Give me an El Diablo sandwhich and a Dr. Pepper, and make quick, I am in a got damn hurry"

idk what my favorite line is... then again, is there a bad line in that movie? It seems like nearly every line is a good one.

Dave Coyle · 01-03-2010, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice

My fave, " Stop crying, or I'll give you a reason to cry!"

Boy if I could count how many times I have said this one!!! Mine was a little different, "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!"

CamaroFemme · 01-03-2010, 09:02 PM

"One thing a mother always hates is a kid who gets the bathtub dirty getting themselves clean."

5thGenCamaroChick · 01-03-2010, 11:29 PM

Nothing special from me, I use "go to your room" a lot. The only source of entertainment in their rooms are books, so it works out pretty good.

I do remember when I was young the line that always scared the bejeebies outta me was..

"Go pick me a hickory switch."

I was born and raised in the south, and when I was young most parents' punishment tool of choice was a switch. You knew it was gonna be really bad if you had to pick your own, too. Heaven help you if you came back with a twig, 'cause if granny had to re-pick she'd come back with a tree branch lol. I didn't get a lot of whoopins, but I sure remember the ones I did get. I don't necessarily remember what I did to get em, but you can bet your sweet ass I didn't do it again.

12-31-2009, 12:21 AM	#29
Ravirn Account Unaccounted for Drives: Black SS Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 1,703	Taken straight from Twitter: "I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept." __________________ WARLOCK (Black 2SSRS LS3) - A work in progress.

12-31-2009, 12:29 AM	#30
RJT-Maro Emerald Coast Camaros Drives: 2010 Supercharged RJT SS! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Eufaula, Alabama Posts: 2,765 View My Garage	"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out" - Bill Cosby I use that alot with my son lol. __________________ 2010 Camaro SS LS3 Supercharged RJT! Magnuson TVS 2300 Supercharger, ARH 1 7/8 LT Headers with 3" X-Pipe, Borla S-Type Axle-Back, DMH Low Profile Exhaust Cut-Outs, MTI Racing CAI, Stage 2 Camshaft(227/239 .614/.624) with new springs, Katech C5R Z Timing Chain, LS7 Bowtie Damper, MTI Hot Spark Plug Wires, MTI Racing Lowering Springs and Swaybars, Aluminum Oil Catch Can, 160 Degree Thermostat, MTI Tune. *554RWHP 528RWTQ Built By: MTI Racing* Dyno Sheet here

12-31-2009, 09:16 PM	#31
1985HOL69305 I'm also on Thirdgen.org Drives: 1985 Camaro IROC-Z28 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Austin,TX Posts: 114	I have an addition! * Get in, and face the back of the elevator after pushing the button for your floor. __________________ Light Blue Metallic 1985 IROC-Z L69 with Grey Interior. It's rare and legendary.

12-31-2009, 09:47 PM	#32
Scrmin' Mimi Emerald Coast Camaros Drives: RJTw/"Tusks"(2SS/RS LS3)&Avalanche Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Emerald Coast Posts: 280	After telling an unbelievable account of what just happened between me and my sister, my dad would say..."That old dog won't hunt." If he decided that I wasn't gonna fess up and the truth had come out he would say..."I already know what happened. You lied. Now I'm gonna tan your hide and and hide it out behind the house." And Mom's fav was..."Close the door. You weren't raised in a barn!" __________________ ROLL TIDE!! and GO TEAM ROCKY!!

01-01-2010, 12:59 AM	#35
garcmol Drives: 10 1LT SIM; 91 B4C sleeper Z Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ft. Mitchell, Alabama Posts: 7,198	I've said to my boys "If you have to think twice or see if someone's looking, don't do it!" Seems to work __________________ Pedders Pace Car Package, Injen CAI, Flowmaster AT, AAC Lighting, ZL1 fascia/skirts, RKSport Ram Air hood, vented fenders, painted stripes (Gary's Customz), Honor and Valor badged (Thank you, John)

12-31-2009, 10:09 PM	#33
streetshark Bringin' The Pain Drives: 2031 ZL1 Vert Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Wisconsin Posts: 132 View My Garage	The old "finish your dinner, there's children starving in Africa". That or "sass me one more time and I'll whack you so hard your brother will cry".

01-01-2010, 12:20 AM	#34
CynAgain Drives: Chevy Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: USA Posts: 6,534	parent: you have three seconds to get moving. one... two... kid: ok, ok, I'm going. geez

01-02-2010, 09:39 AM	#36
derklug Drives: 12 Boss 302 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Grand Rapids, Mi Posts: 1,369	What my kids tell me " Just remember who is going to pick out your nursing home." __________________ The biggest mistakes in life come when you know exactly what you are doing.

01-03-2010, 03:51 AM	#38
Iwantone2 Voice Of The Voiceless Drives: CGM 1SS RS Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: OC Cali Posts: 9,610 View My Garage	from my mom: "This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you..." <--this is when you know that it's time to run!!! Another classic: "Just wait until your dad gets home..." __________________

01-03-2010, 09:02 PM	#41
CamaroFemme Drives: 2010 Black Camaro 2SS/RS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: USA Posts: 1,880	"One thing a mother always hates is a kid who gets the bathtub dirty getting themselves clean." __________________ -- My boyfriend don't mind it.

01-03-2010, 11:29 PM	#42
5thGenCamaroChick Hey y'all :) Drives: Rosalee Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Southeast TN Posts: 437	Nothing special from me, I use "go to your room" a lot. The only source of entertainment in their rooms are books, so it works out pretty good. I do remember when I was young the line that always scared the bejeebies outta me was.. "Go pick me a hickory switch." I was born and raised in the south, and when I was young most parents' punishment tool of choice was a switch. You knew it was gonna be really bad if you had to pick your own, too. Heaven help you if you came back with a twig, 'cause if granny had to re-pick she'd come back with a tree branch lol. I didn't get a lot of whoopins, but I sure remember the ones I did get. I don't necessarily remember what I did to get em, but you can bet your sweet ass I didn't do it again. __________________ "Are you picking up what I'm laying down? Can you dig what I'm growing?"

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