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Old 07-15-2013, 04:07 PM   #29
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Oh I forgot to mention too that the "nicer" car there is inevitably going to be a Corvette soooooooooooo you know what that guy is going to be like (see Sinisters's thread here for an example)
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Old 07-15-2013, 04:14 PM   #30
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If a date is what your looking for I know a girl who's pretty, uh, open? I can talk to her for you. She's kinda like driving your car into a wall with no brakes. You will hit it! We call her roast beef. Let me know and ill put in a good word for you.
In that case you can just pick her up like a six pack.
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Old 07-15-2013, 04:57 PM   #31
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Just sit back in the driver's seat and lick your eyebrows. Works like a charm.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:13 PM   #32
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1. Park outside Mall.
2. Place diamond bracelet on passenger seat.
3. Prop open door with stick.
4. Tie string to stick.
5. Grab string, hide in bushes and wait.
Most likely to work in my case.

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Sonic (Drive-In) has mini car shows once a month in most places at which a clean Camaro w/ a loud exhaust is all it takes to make a bit of a scene (anyone there with a nicer car will be old haha)... Disclaimer on this one though, had a few girlfriends who worked at Sonic and the results were tragic across the board. Seriously, just the worst.
I will have to try that. Can't be more tragic than staying in all the time and playing xbox.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:26 PM   #33
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Who still uses "chics" as a reference to women?

Uh, ill take 1970's slangs words for $100!
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:29 PM   #34
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Who still uses "chics" as a reference to women?

Uh, ill take 1970's slangs words for $100!
This just goes to show how badly I need the advice. (I'm only 23 BTW)
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:35 PM   #35
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I just say lets take the car honey and my wife gets in
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Old 07-15-2013, 07:53 PM   #36
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This just goes to show how badly I need the advice. (I'm only 23 BTW)
Dude you're breaking my heart! Seriously! 23 and you have a camaro and a caprice but you don't know how to get ladies? Here's the most sure fire way to land a "chic"............................just be yourself. That's it! There's no special formula. Be yourself and find someone who likes you for that. If they like you kool. If they don't &%$# em!
Because if your a fake then somewhere down the line it will come out.
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Old 07-15-2013, 07:58 PM   #37
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1. Park outside Mall.
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5. Grab string, hide in bushes and wait.
I lol'd...
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:03 PM   #38
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:07 PM   #39
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1. Park outside Mall.
2. Place diamond bracelet on passenger seat.
3. Prop open door with stick.
4. Tie string to stick.
5. Grab string, hide in bushes and wait.
Brilliant, do you also practice Catch and Release?
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Old 07-16-2013, 04:59 AM   #40
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As a girl, a camaro is nothing too impressive unless of course it is extremely modded. Even then, I would never go out with someone purely because he has a camaro. You should try another tactic to try and get girls
OK. Please! Please! Just spell out what this "other" tactic should be and how it works. Don't leave us hangin' for Pete's sake. We are trying, in our own Camaro way, to do it the way you girls want it done...
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Old 07-16-2013, 09:02 AM   #41
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I make sure to blast REO Speedwagon at bus stops. And then look chill, like, 'Ladies, whatever. Ride?'
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Old 07-16-2013, 09:42 AM   #42
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How about... Would you like a ride? Seems kinda obvious lol oh and my mind is out of the gutter on this one i swear lol
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