Mustang Jokes

[kickasswelch69]

that is right.... i forgot that

[ChrisBlair]

Originally Posted by Brutal SS

I get the origin of the name Mustang, and I understand calling a car a Cobra, but how do you put them together on the same car and have it make sense? Not very logical. Both are cool names, but... Hey check out my Cobra Mustang... How about, check out my new Gator Hawk!

Pick an animal and stick with it, lol!

Because one name is Ford's and the other name is associated with Carroll Shelby?

[Rhyder]

Jokes people jokes...there are numerous threads discussing the names and meanings....I want to look at the thread and laugh, not moan about another one of those threads......

[Angrybird 12]

What do you get when you cross a Mustang with a Focus?
A car you Mustcuss.

[ChrisBlair]

Originally Posted by Rhyder

Jokes people jokes...there are numerous threads discussing the names and meanings....I want to look at the thread and laugh, not moan about another one of those threads......

Gosh Cap'n Bringdown, I didn't know there was a Stalinist in our midst

How about this

Sure, I drive a Mustang. Everybody needs a winter beater

[sonic656]

Originally Posted by ChrisBlair

Best Mustang joke?

1974 to 1978

[Rhyder]

Originally Posted by ChrisBlair

Gosh Cap'n Bringdown, I didn't know there was a Stalinist in our midst

How about this

Sure, I drive a Mustang. Everybody needs a winter beater

Thats a Marxist to you...Stalin was a pansy ...

[naSSty1]

I apologize if any of the following offend anyone. In any case, they are all in good fun and for what it's worth, I have owned a couple mustangs. If you offend easily because you have the skin of a fairy princes, please read no further.

Q: What's the difference between a mustang and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!

Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.

Q: What do you call a mustang at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: How do you double the value of a mustang?
A: Fill up the gas tank.

Q: What do you call a mustang with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: How do you make a mustang go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a mustang?
A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.

Q: What do you call a mustang with a flat tire?
A: A write-off.

Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand mustang?
A: A scrap dealer.

Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.

Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.

All jokes were pulled from: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112338

[Rhyder]

[tones2SS]

Some of those are great naSSty1!

[Angrybird 12]

What do you call a trainload of Mustangs at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

[Xorak]

at least they circled the problem

[Camaro_Corvette]

Originally Posted by Angrybird 12

Be prepared for an onslaught from the Ford guys defending their Pony. That's about all these type threads do. It draws them out of the woodwork like roaches after dark.

I think they will just have to get over it.

[heRS]

Yo mama's mustang is so slow if she wants to haul ass she gots to plan two trips.