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Old 12-31-2008, 01:22 AM   #29
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yo momma so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on.
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:25 AM   #30
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thats what she said
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:27 AM   #31
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Old 12-31-2008, 09:51 PM   #32
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Your mom is so fat that when she puts on a red shirt all the kids yell, "Kool-aid!"
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Old 12-31-2008, 09:54 PM   #33
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Your mom is so fat that when she puts on a red shirt all the kids yell, "Kool-aid!"
I've heard that one before and it's my all time favorite haha
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Old 12-31-2008, 10:43 PM   #34
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Your mom is so big that Columbus landed on her and thought he found the New World.
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Old 01-01-2009, 10:56 AM   #35
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Yo momma so ugly we had to tie a chew toy around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
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Old 01-11-2009, 07:14 AM   #36
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:23 PM   #37
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yo momma's so stupid she let you go and necro threads.
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:21 PM   #38
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Old 01-11-2009, 10:49 PM   #40
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