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Old 08-09-2012, 07:53 PM   #365
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I could handle fen's job. Ive done it before so much respect fen.
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:53 PM   #366
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I have to agree with you. It feels like a bunch of my kids just got killed off.
I mean this time around I might SEE my 8k post but....this rate...I will never make 10k... Awww :(

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Old 08-09-2012, 07:53 PM   #367
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i wouldn't even want to do what fen does for 5 minutes. hahaha
3:45 AM: Wake up.
4:00 AM: Drive to farm.
4:15 AM: Wake up cows.
4:20 AM: Scrape shit from aisles as cows shit everywhere on their way out to the feed alley.
4:30 AM: Flush shit.
4:40 AM: Sawdust bedding for free stall barn.
4:50 AM: Milk 1st lactation cows.
5:30 AM: Start milking Group 2: Multiparous cows.
6:45 AM: Spray down milking parlor.
7:00 AM: Start work on random farm chores.

And that's just my set schedule. I may head home at 8:00 AM, I may be stuck there until 3:00 PM.
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:54 PM   #368
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AI you don't have to go shoulder deep though.. if I recall it's when you're checking on the kiddo.
No.. It's when your putting the semen in the cows coochie.
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:54 PM   #369
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No.. It's when your putting the semen in the cows coochie.
Oh, so you and fen have been doing a little experimenting then?
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:55 PM   #370
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3:45 AM: Wake up.
4:00 AM: Drive to farm.
4:15 AM: Wake up cows.
4:20 AM: Scrape shit from aisles as cows shit everywhere on their way out to the feed alley.
4:30 AM: Flush shit.
4:40 AM: Sawdust bedding for free stall barn.
4:50 AM: Milk 1st lactation cows.
5:30 AM: Start milking Group 2: Multiparous cows.
6:45 AM: Spray down milking parlor.
7:00 AM: Start work on random farm chores.

And that's just my set schedule. I may head home at 8:00 AM, I may be stuck there until 3:00 PM.
manual labor. i like it.
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:55 PM   #371
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AI you don't have to go shoulder deep though.. if I recall it's when you're checking on the kiddo.
Sweet jesus stop

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i went from 35k to 11k
HAHAHAAAA That's LAME!
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:56 PM   #372
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just remember that, when you are holding his hand...
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:56 PM   #373
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OMG

I have more miles on my car then Joe has posts!

I WIN!!!!

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Old 08-09-2012, 07:56 PM   #374
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EWH EWH EWH. FEN YOU KNOW I HATE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND IN COWS ******S.
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Are you sure the A is necessary. No wonder you're going after 6'6" dudes... You handle meat all day long.
Nobody does natural service anymore. Especially with Jerseys. Jersey bulls will try to kill you as soon as they see you.

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just remember that, when you are holding his hand...
We have shoulder length gloves...

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You realize the probe usually is to make sure baby cow is 'This end up ^' and not all wrapped up on himself. <_<

Not like ya gotta scoop it out when by design they're s**tzookas.
Yeah...not going into the details of how to AI a cow.

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AI you don't have to go shoulder deep though.. if I recall it's when you're checking on the kiddo.
Yes you do.

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No.. It's when your putting the semen in the cows coochie.
Yup.

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NO NO NO.
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:56 PM   #376
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Hey giga, mom iz starting to like Worlds Dumbest.
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:57 PM   #377
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Sweet jesus stop



HAHAHAAAA That's LAME!
well, i started in the v6 section when i first started. i was all over the site. hence the 11k posts still remaining. then i got tired and lost a lot of IQ when hanging around the general section, i started spending more time in the lounge. and now this is where i spend 90% of my time. lol
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:57 PM   #378
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Fen.. you've got a normal schedule. Or my old schedule..

3:45 walk into shop
4:00 punch in
4:05: load mowers and go mow greens in pitch black with two sealed beams wired to the magneto
8:05: Wash mowers
9:00-13:00: Syringe Greens
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