FenwickHockey65's Great Thread of GM Knowledge - Page 202

JantzenOKC · 06-22-2015, 09:34 AM

xc_SS/RS · 06-22-2015, 10:27 AM

That's fantastic haha

Burt · 06-22-2015, 01:40 PM

someone got paid well to do that too. Wow

*DGthe3* · 06-22-2015, 01:53 PM

Letter-based writing was invented because it was too damn hard to understand hieroglyphics. Seems like Chevy's social media people disagree.

Angrybird 12 · 06-22-2015, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DGthe3

Letter-based writing was invented because it was too damn hard to understand hieroglyphics. Seems like Chevy's social media people disagree.

I guess it's a game meant to entice young social media types to figure it out. It's a new take on the old decoder rings that you had to send off and get back in the 40's and 50's to decipher the coded message that turned out to just be a product ad promotion... Like in A Christmas Story...

FenwickHockey65 · 06-23-2015, 03:29 PM

Translated:

DETROIT — In two days at the Fillmore Theatre at 7 p.m., a new Cruze will be born and you are going to love it.
The all-new 2016 Cruze blends innovative technology, striking design and impressive efficiency into one sporty ride. It’s the best new thing since sliced bread for stylish and socially connected people. A Chevrolet spokesperson said: “We had the idea that the new Cruze could change the world.”

Design: Athletic build, stylish and good looking
Technology: 7 connected devices with available 4G LTE Wi-Fi. Cool! First in its class to offer compatibility with Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. Bluetooth compatible. Touch screen. Speakers/music.
Seating: Seats 5
Fuel efficiency: The 2015 Cruze offers an EPA-estimated 35 mpg hwy. The 2016 Cruze is expected to offer better fuel economy, which is awesome. Look at how much time will pass before you need to fill up your tank again!
Safety: 10 air bags. Comes with OnStar standard for 6 months.
Available: Soon! Coming in Spring 2016.
Available: Globally

In conclusion, get ready to go places in your Cruze. It has the technology and fuel efficiency you need wrapped up in a fun ride. Prepare to fall in love.
Follow #ChevyGoesEmoji to learn more and join the fun!

GretchenGotGrowl · 06-23-2015, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FenwickHockey65

Translated:

DETROIT — In two days at the Fillmore Theatre at 7 p.m., a new Cruze will be born and you are going to love it.
The all-new 2016 Cruze blends innovative technology, striking design and impressive efficiency into one sporty ride. It’s the best new thing since sliced bread for stylish and socially connected people. A Chevrolet spokesperson said: “We had the idea that the new Cruze could change the world.”

Design: Athletic build, stylish and good looking
Technology: 7 connected devices with available 4G LTE Wi-Fi. Cool! First in its class to offer compatibility with Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. Bluetooth compatible. Touch screen. Speakers/music.
Seating: Seats 5
Fuel efficiency: The 2015 Cruze offers an EPA-estimated 35 mpg hwy. The 2016 Cruze is expected to offer better fuel economy, which is awesome. Look at how much time will pass before you need to fill up your tank again!
Safety: 10 air bags. Comes with OnStar standard for 6 months.
Available: Soon! Coming in Spring 2016.
Available: Globally

In conclusion, get ready to go places in your Cruze. It has the technology and fuel efficiency you need wrapped up in a fun ride. Prepare to fall in love.
Follow #ChevyGoesEmoji to learn more and join the fun!

So, that's what they were trying to say. Makes perfect sense...NOT!

trashmanssd · 06-23-2015, 07:42 PM

Well even translated I dont care about it.

FenwickHockey65 · 06-25-2015, 10:11 PM

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/new-ca...sed-1714025214

Cadillac XT5 undisguised.

Sapper12b · 06-26-2015, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by FenwickHockey65

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/new-ca...sed-1714025214

Cadillac XT5 undisguised.

Looks good, like the body lines.

ssrs2lt · 06-26-2015, 12:30 AM

Agree Sharp looking XT5.. Weird name though

Burt · 06-26-2015, 08:37 AM

I like it about as well as I can. I love Cadillac's styling, but it's hard to make anything really look that good when you're handed the proportions dictated by that platform.

rayhawk · 06-26-2015, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FenwickHockey65

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/new-ca...sed-1714025214

Cadillac XT5 undisguised.

So is this an SRX replacement? Or something in between the SRX and the Escalade?

FenwickHockey65 · 06-26-2015, 09:41 AM

Replaces SRX, although I think it's a bit bigger.

06-22-2015, 09:34 AM	#2815
JantzenOKC Drives: '13 2LT/RS Twin Turbo Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Edmond, Oklahoma Posts: 3,073	__________________ 3.6L Twin Turbo V6 Garrett GT28 turbos -- Jacfab forged connecting rods -- Diamond forged pistons(10.5:1) -- Alky Control Methonal Injection -- CircleD 2E triple disc torque converter -- BMR suspension 10.75 @ 131mph

06-22-2015, 10:27 AM	#2816
xc_SS/RS Drives: 2010 Camaro SS/RS Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: somewhere in MD Posts: 4,883	That's fantastic haha __________________ 2010 2SS/RS Z/28 intake, NW, FAST 102, speed engineering LT's, some exhaust, ATI -10% pulley, GM flex fuel injectors, DSX flex fuel sensor, MGW shifter, HP Tuners, some suspension work, stickers and a little weight loss. 12.63 @113.53

06-22-2015, 01:40 PM	#2817
Burt Cone Killer Drives: 2012 SS Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: St. Albans, West Virginia Posts: 832	someone got paid well to do that too. Wow __________________ 2012 Camaro SS - Sold Selling off my remaining wheels, tires, 27mm front sway bar, and MGW shift knob. Get them out of my house before my wife puts me out!

06-22-2015, 01:53 PM	#2818
DGthe3 Moderator.ca Drives: 05 Grand Am GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Niagara, Canada Posts: 25,366	Letter-based writing was invented because it was too damn hard to understand hieroglyphics. Seems like Chevy's social media people disagree. __________________ Note, if I've gotten any facts wrong in the above, just ignore any points I made with them __________________ Originally Posted by FbodFather My sister's dentist's brother's cousin's housekeeper's dog-breeder's nephew sells coffee filters to the company that provides coffee to General Motors...... ........and HE WOULD KNOW!!!! __________________ Camaro Fest sub-forum

06-23-2015, 03:29 PM	#2820
FenwickHockey65 General Motors Aficionado Drives: 2023 GMC Canyon, 2023 Expedition Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 37,375 View My Garage	Translated: DETROIT — In two days at the Fillmore Theatre at 7 p.m., a new Cruze will be born and you are going to love it. The all-new 2016 Cruze blends innovative technology, striking design and impressive efficiency into one sporty ride. It’s the best new thing since sliced bread for stylish and socially connected people. A Chevrolet spokesperson said: “We had the idea that the new Cruze could change the world.” Design: Athletic build, stylish and good looking Technology: 7 connected devices with available 4G LTE Wi-Fi. Cool! First in its class to offer compatibility with Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. Bluetooth compatible. Touch screen. Speakers/music. Seating: Seats 5 Fuel efficiency: The 2015 Cruze offers an EPA-estimated 35 mpg hwy. The 2016 Cruze is expected to offer better fuel economy, which is awesome. Look at how much time will pass before you need to fill up your tank again! Safety: 10 air bags. Comes with OnStar standard for 6 months. Available: Soon! Coming in Spring 2016. Available: Globally In conclusion, get ready to go places in your Cruze. It has the technology and fuel efficiency you need wrapped up in a fun ride. Prepare to fall in love. Follow #ChevyGoesEmoji to learn more and join the fun! __________________ 2023 GMC Canyon Elevation 2023 Ford Expedition SSV (State-Issued)

06-23-2015, 07:42 PM	#2822
trashmanssd Drives: Black 14 2SS/1LE/RS 14 Tundra Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Plymouth, Ma Posts: 2,414	Well even translated I dont care about it.

06-25-2015, 10:11 PM	#2823
FenwickHockey65 General Motors Aficionado Drives: 2023 GMC Canyon, 2023 Expedition Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 37,375 View My Garage	http://oppositelock.kinja.com/new-ca...sed-1714025214 Cadillac XT5 undisguised. __________________ 2023 GMC Canyon Elevation 2023 Ford Expedition SSV (State-Issued)

06-26-2015, 12:30 AM	#2825
ssrs2lt Drives: too many Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: oh va pa ma tx Posts: 3,046	Agree Sharp looking XT5.. Weird name though __________________

06-26-2015, 08:37 AM	#2826
Burt Cone Killer Drives: 2012 SS Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: St. Albans, West Virginia Posts: 832	I like it about as well as I can. I love Cadillac's styling, but it's hard to make anything really look that good when you're handed the proportions dictated by that platform. __________________ 2012 Camaro SS - Sold Selling off my remaining wheels, tires, 27mm front sway bar, and MGW shift knob. Get them out of my house before my wife puts me out!

06-26-2015, 09:41 AM	#2828
FenwickHockey65 General Motors Aficionado Drives: 2023 GMC Canyon, 2023 Expedition Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 37,375 View My Garage	Replaces SRX, although I think it's a bit bigger. __________________ 2023 GMC Canyon Elevation 2023 Ford Expedition SSV (State-Issued)