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Old 07-19-2010, 10:25 AM   #15
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lmfao ~ I can't even say what I'm thinking

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and just look at the creepy grin on his face......


OH COME ON GUYS.....I was young and proud of my co.....uh......rooster!!!!!


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Old 07-19-2010, 11:33 AM   #16
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OH COME ON GUYS.....I was young and proud of my co.....uh......rooster!!!!!


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ya know.....something tells me you WERE!! ROTFLMAO
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:35 PM   #17
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:52 PM   #18
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Reminds me of an old joke...

City slicker moves to the country, decides he has to have some animals...

Goes to town and stops in at the animal supply house...

"I need a rooster."
Owner says "we call them cocks"
"ok, I need one of them... and a chicken"
Owner says "we call them pullets"
"ok, I need one of them too...."
"I also need a donkey"
Owner says "we got one but we call it an ass..."
Slicker pays for all of them and then the owner puts a lead on the ass and tells the slicker, that sometimes the ass doesn't like to be led by a halter so you have to scratch him behind the ear....
Slicker says "thats easy enough..."
So, he takes his animals and heads out the door....

They won't fit in is car, so he decides to walk them home... He stops at the corner to check for traffic and the ass decides it doens't want to move... Lady walks up beside him and......

The slicker says "Miss, would you be so kind as to hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass.....


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Old 07-20-2010, 09:37 AM   #19
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WOW, there are some really............O hell, I am at a loss for words.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:48 PM   #20
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What's number 18?? I can't see it.
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:49 PM   #21
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I meant what wasthe bad one??
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:50 PM   #22
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Reminds me of an old joke...

City slicker moves to the country, decides he has to have some animals...

Goes to town and stops in at the animal supply house...

"I need a rooster."
Owner says "we call them cocks"
"ok, I need one of them... and a chicken"
Owner says "we call them pullets"
"ok, I need one of them too...."
"I also need a donkey"
Owner says "we got one but we call it an ass..."
Slicker pays for all of them and then the owner puts a lead on the ass and tells the slicker, that sometimes the ass doesn't like to be led by a halter so you have to scratch him behind the ear....
Slicker says "thats easy enough..."
So, he takes his animals and heads out the door....

They won't fit in is car, so he decides to walk them home... He stops at the corner to check for traffic and the ass decides it doens't want to move... Lady walks up beside him and......

The slicker says "Miss, would you be so kind as to hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass.....

Now that rite thar is funny I don't care who ya are!
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