Detroit Cop and Breast Pumps the Camaro and Speeding - Page 2

PQ · 10-22-2009, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue Leader

Totally random but when I moved into my co-op I found a hospital grade breast pump in one of the closets. I had no way to contact the prior owners, and since the prior owner had done a lot of work on an empty apartment in the past few months (fixed stuff in the kitchen and bathroom, painted) I figured they just left it and didn't care. I plugged it in, it seemed to work, so I tossed that bastard up on ebay. $500 in my pocket!

And Banshee bought it.

coolman · 10-22-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue Leader

Totally random but when I moved into my co-op I found a hospital grade breast pump in one of the closets. I had no way to contact the prior owners, and since the prior owner had done a lot of work on an empty apartment in the past few months (fixed stuff in the kitchen and bathroom, painted) I figured they just left it and didn't care. I plugged it in, it seemed to work, so I tossed that bastard up on ebay. $500 in my pocket!

Ooooooh. a used breast pump. I'd love to be the kid that get that milk.

Banshee · 10-22-2009, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by little_bank_robber

OMG Banshee.

Only you....

lol

Yes Anna..Only me...

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Originally Posted by PQ

And Banshee bought it.

It got us out of a ticket and I didn't divulge my occupation...Hell, it worked. I highly recommend one in every car.

After all that, we got the pump to her. I had not seen Laura since Cancun Jan of 08 and like an idiot, I gave her a big hug.

I was completely cueless about the urgency of the delivery and how bad they hurt...Anyhow, I will not "express" what happened next...I am sure you will figure it out.

mfr1950 · 10-22-2009, 09:35 PM

Where can I buy one??

TheCaptain · 10-22-2009, 09:48 PM

lol. wow...

*Camaro_Corvette* · 10-22-2009, 09:56 PM

WOW

Rogue Leader · 10-23-2009, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by coolman

Ooooooh. a used breast pump. I'd love to be the kid that get that milk.

hahahaha

in its defense it was just the pump portion which was surprisingly intricate, but there were removable disposable parts that the woman actually used to keep it sanitary and able to be used by multiple women without contamination. the only reason I know that is cause I had to google the ****ing thing to figure out what it was.

PQ · 10-23-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Banshee

It got us out of a ticket and I didn't divulge my occupation...Hell, it worked. I highly recommend one in every car.

After all that, we got the pump to her. I had not seen Laura since Cancun Jan of 08 and like an idiot, I gave her a big hug.

I was completely cueless about the urgency of the delivery and how bad they hurt...Anyhow, I will not "express" what happened next...I am sure you will figure it out.

You get slapped?

Xanthos · 10-23-2009, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PQ

You get slapped?

More like

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Zhawk · 10-23-2009, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Xanthos

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That's just wrong on soooo many levels.

Banshee · 10-23-2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by PQ

You get slapped?

She was happy to see me...but you know what happened.

Crowley · 10-23-2009, 11:48 AM

LMAO

Embalmer · 10-24-2009, 10:47 AM

Nice Banshee.

So you're a Detroit cop then?

JoeP@TeamBeckyD · 10-24-2009, 10:51 AM

I drive through Detroit everyday to get back and forth to work. If you pulled me over, could I use that excuse with you?

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10-22-2009, 09:35 PM	#18
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10-24-2009, 10:47 AM	#27
Embalmer 2G1FT1EWXA9103351 Drives: 2SS RS, SIM, 6pd, 20"Alum Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Canton, Michigan Posts: 607 View My Garage	Nice Banshee. So you're a Detroit cop then?

10-24-2009, 10:51 AM	#28
JoeP@TeamBeckyD 1 Drives: SS,PaceCar,ZL1,1LE,C7Z51,Z06,17-ZL1 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Detroit, Mich Posts: 68,623	I drive through Detroit everyday to get back and forth to work. If you pulled me over, could I use that excuse with you?