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03-24-2015, 02:52 PM
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     Drives: Iron Lung, Jimmy Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Louisiana
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So he decided to find and kill NJScorpio to put an end to the polls forever.
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03-24-2015, 02:54 PM
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Drives: 2011 Camaro 2SS/RS Join Date: Dec 2013
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Sir Nuke was appalled by Billy's Motives for killing NJscorpio, "What'd you do that for" scoffed Sir Nuke.
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03-24-2015, 02:56 PM
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Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Falls Church, Virginia
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Anti Social Personality Disorder, that's what his shrink called it. Billy felt oddly proud of this fact as he started the address search for all of New Jersey.
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03-24-2015, 02:56 PM
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Drives: Wife's car Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Louisiana
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Billy thought the Vette was awesome, but he needed back seats to haul his pot bellied pig! So he wanted to get the V8 but became extra confused about 1SS and 2SS and the weight differences! Sent him back to the bottle...
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03-24-2015, 03:01 PM
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Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013
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Bottle of pills that is... Baby Aspirin was his thing. Strangely the doctors had never heard of that addiction before, even Doctor Drew was baffled.
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03-24-2015, 03:13 PM
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Destroyed by flooding
Drives: Wife's car Join Date: Mar 2014
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The doctors noticed that Billy would smile when they put the baby aspirin in his hands and would frown with regular aspirin. Baby aspirin made his hands look bigger. Turned out that he had a complex about his small hands...
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03-24-2015, 03:20 PM
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Drives: 2023 ZL1 Sharkskin Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Indy
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realizing at that point, he also had small feet. What else was Billy going to find that was small?
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03-24-2015, 03:25 PM
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Drives: 2011 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
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His ego....he then realised that he needed to do something drastic...pull off the greatest heist the world would ever see, money to buy all of the "ego" boosting cars he needed!
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03-24-2015, 03:26 PM
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Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013
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Certainly not his ego, that was thick, and girthy.
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03-24-2015, 03:30 PM
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Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013
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In order to compensate he began a torturous workout regimen.
He trained everyday for a year, until he could bench press a horse. Then one fateful night he met hrpii, to whom bench pressing a horse was simply a warmup. This pushed Billy over the edge into madness...
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03-24-2015, 03:30 PM
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Drives: 2023 ZL1 Sharkskin Join Date: Oct 2009
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It was a madness that he dreamed about for years. He wanted it so bad, he could taste it, and it tasted like chicken.
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03-24-2015, 03:31 PM
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Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013
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The thought of his mother made him Angier, she had huge feet and hands...
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03-24-2015, 03:33 PM
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Drives: 2023 ZL1 Sharkskin Join Date: Oct 2009
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and a waist like Victoria Secret Model. But that wasn't the worst part, it was..
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03-24-2015, 03:34 PM
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Drives: Evil Eva, 2010 2SS LS3 Join Date: Aug 2013
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That his mother was also his father..
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