senior humor

[RubyCamaro]

So now some smart person needs to help us figure out how to clean out our hard drives & delete all the useless "cookies" in our brains.

[BLU DUCE]

Are you crazy I don't want my hard drive [deleted]

[jkchambless]

Originally Posted by Blue-J

Elderly people have so much information in their brain that it takes longer for them to access it.
Older people do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because
they have more information in their brains, scientists believe.
Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full up, so to do humans take longer to
access information, it has been suggested.
Researchers say this slowing down it is not the same as cognitive decline like Senator Reid.
“The human brain works slower in old age,” said Dr. Michael Ramscar, “but only because we
have stored more information over time
“The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more.”

SO THERE!! We Are (will continue to be) BRILLIANT.

So all I really need is a good DEFRAG?

[dianeokie]

Originally Posted by jkchambless

So all I really need is a good DEFRAG?

Probably a couple of times a week!

[Blue-J]

Smile, Regardless of Age or Gender You Know It's True.

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''

''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''

[Blue-J]

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.


"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.

"Uh, no," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.


"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," he said, now really intrigued.

"Well, go look in the garage..."

[2012-1822]

Originally Posted by Blue-J

“The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more.”

SO THERE!! We Are (will continue to be) BRILLIANT.

That's great, I'm glad to hear. But do us a favor would you, try and remember pants next time you get up in front of us to give a speech.

[2012-1822]

Maybe this won't get deleted, I tried to clean it up. My mom told this to me.


An 90 year old man is in his bedroom with his wife. He's standing in front of the mirror flexing what muscles he has.

He says, "Honey, you know the older I get, the stronger I get."

She says, "Yeah? How's that?"

He replies, "When I was in my 20's, I could grab my erection and try and try to bend it over as hard as I could and it wouldn't budge. It would just stand straight up. Then, when I was in my late 40's I started being able to bend it just a little. And look at me now, I'm so strong I can bend this thing right in half."