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Old 07-01-2013, 08:52 PM   #15
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Reminds me of some of the pranks we used to pull when I was in the Army. We used to send new privates to the motor pool to collect exhaust gas samples in trash bags.
there was always the go to the QM and get us a fresh box of squares for our maps.....
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Old 07-01-2013, 08:53 PM   #16
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Reminds me of some of the pranks we used to pull when I was in the Army. We used to send new privates to the motor pool to collect exhaust gas samples in trash bags.
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Old 07-01-2013, 08:55 PM   #17
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Old 07-01-2013, 10:07 PM   #18
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You people have been sniffing too much sail boat fuel
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Old 07-01-2013, 10:15 PM   #19
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Old 07-02-2013, 04:44 AM   #20
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Old 07-02-2013, 09:34 AM   #21
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Old 07-02-2013, 10:25 AM   #22
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We sent guys up to the bridge to get the gas card from the CO during fueling ops.
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Old 07-02-2013, 11:13 AM   #23
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We sent guys up to the bridge to get the gas card from the CO during fueling ops.
we would send our nubs out for a "TUBE OF GLAND SEAL" and would run them all over the ship....calling ahead to send them to some where else to keep them going.....the last place they would get sent was the O2/N2 plant and they would go in the back and take a chunk of dry ice and put it in a bucket of water and send them back but tell them they didn't have a tube, so we would need to insert it using a syringes. lol
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Old 07-02-2013, 05:51 PM   #24
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We sent guys up to the bridge to get the gas card from the CO during fueling ops.
Good ones! I was a Cav. Scout and we used to send them over to one of the tank platoons to help do "BOOM Tests". They would rotate the turret on the Abrams, drop the main gun, and have them yell "BOOOM" into the barrel. Then the guy in the turret would stick his head out and yell, "That wasn't loud enough!". And on and on this went until he spotted everyone laughing in the distance. Very entertaining.
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Old 07-02-2013, 06:42 PM   #25
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Good ones! I was a Cav. Scout and we used to send them over to one of the tank platoons to help do "BOOM Tests". They would rotate the turret on the Abrams, drop the main gun, and have them yell "BOOOM" into the barrel. Then the guy in the turret would stick his head out and yell, "That wasn't loud enough!". And on and on this went until he spotted everyone laughing in the distance. Very entertaining.
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:52 PM   #26
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:56 PM   #27
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i still have a few "special" cat eye marbles left, just add one into your gas tank and you get a instant 15 hp and a 50% increase in gas mileage.

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Old 07-16-2013, 12:46 AM   #28
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I still got Soldiers looking for chemlight batteries and testing tanks for soft spots with a hammer and chalk.

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