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Old 09-13-2012, 04:05 PM   #15
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I lost count to be honest. I hate long term relationships. Damn women eventually make you watch movies about vampires.
But, if you watch it she shall cum..
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:06 PM   #16
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Longest one? 7 years. (Mind you I'm 22 today...). Current one? One month soon.
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:06 PM   #17
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I've been happily married for about 5 years, but I've been married almost 20.
So does your wife know that you've been miserable for close to 15 years? Dr.Phil..
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:17 PM   #18
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21 years and still going...
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:24 PM   #19
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:30 PM   #20
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:39 PM   #21
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3 minutes longer than most guys... you stud...
That counts foreplay and finding the right p0rn image.
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:44 PM   #22
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That counts foreplay and finding the right p0rn image.
I had no idea guys engaged in foreplay before burping the worm!

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Old 09-13-2012, 04:59 PM   #23
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I had no idea guys engaged in foreplay before burping the worm!
Burpin the worm?
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Old 09-13-2012, 05:01 PM   #24
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Old 09-13-2012, 05:02 PM   #25
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Hey..atleast you didn't say jerkin' the chicken.
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Old 09-13-2012, 05:03 PM   #26
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10 years and counting. We've been married a little more than two of those.
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But, if you watch it she shall cum..
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Old 09-13-2012, 05:15 PM   #28
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Intended pun!
Nothing like being a ware wolf and your wife the vampire it was destined..to be that way.

Just look at the twilight that sparkles in her eyes as she smiles on the outside. But, deep inside their's a killer instinct dying..to be freed.
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