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05-17-2012, 04:39 PM
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Drives: 2011 Camaro SS Join Date: Aug 2011
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Q. What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other
A. Eileen
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05-17-2012, 04:42 PM
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Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: PA
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Q: what does a mod do when a thread is in the wrong section?
A: Move it to the right section.
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05-17-2012, 04:44 PM
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Stock...For Now.
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05-17-2012, 04:45 PM
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Anabolic Connoisseur
Drives: Sold - Blown Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Oklahoma
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05-17-2012, 04:49 PM
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Drives: 2011 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Nov 2011
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05-17-2012, 04:50 PM
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Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010
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05-17-2012, 05:00 PM
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Drives: ...and they're both wrong Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The HMS Invincible
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05-17-2012, 05:03 PM
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Voice Of The Voiceless
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05-17-2012, 09:17 PM
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Drives: 2011 Camaro 2SS RS Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Jupiter, FL
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Surprised it went this long....
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05-17-2012, 11:15 PM
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Space Shuttle Aficionado
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Here's one I found..
0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. |
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05-17-2012, 11:22 PM
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the street
A. To get to the other side
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05-18-2012, 12:56 PM
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This actually turned out to be a surprise winner. lol
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05-18-2012, 01:44 PM
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I'm not a "bro"
Drives: 2010 SS/RS Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Wood River, IL
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Q: What's the most popular pick up line at a gay bar?
A: "May I push in your stool?" (Sorry, that may have been a little overboard, but I couldn't resist lol) |
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05-18-2012, 01:58 PM
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ZLT!!! COTW (8/5/13)
Drives: 2011 IOM 1LT RS M6 Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Slatington, PA
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Q: What would you have if you crossed a Cheetah with a beef burger?
A: Really fast food.
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