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11-13-2011, 07:40 PM
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el Ruco
Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Fontana, CA
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My mama (I'm Ivas) has got glasses so thick that when she looks down at a map, she sees people waving up to her.
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11-14-2011, 11:33 AM
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Drives: 2010 Victory Red 1LT/RS Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Aberdeen, NC
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Ivas' mama is so big that at her high school graduation, she sat next to everybody!
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11-14-2011, 11:38 AM
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... well, not yet.
Drives: 2012 Chevy Silverado ZL1 Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: NE Ohio
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Ivas' mama is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out!
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11-14-2011, 11:41 AM
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Just Cruisin'
Drives: 2010 Synergy Camaro Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: San Antonio, TX
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Ivas' mom is so fat she sat on a dollar and 4 quarters popped out!
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11-14-2011, 11:44 AM
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They see me trollin'...
Drives: 217 ci of fury; Chauffeured by SS Join Date: Jul 2011
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Ivas' mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up!
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11-14-2011, 01:30 PM
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Senior Camaro Fanatic
Drives: 2011 SS/RS manual - White Join Date: Aug 2010
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Ivas mama flunked 9th grade again. But now she can walk home from school with Ivas
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11-14-2011, 02:25 PM
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Vroom
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Ivas' mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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11-14-2011, 02:39 PM
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Drives: THR #11 E-force supercharged Join Date: Jul 2008
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Ivas' momma so fat, back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
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11-14-2011, 02:41 PM
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Vroom
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Ivas' mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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11-14-2011, 07:00 PM
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el Ruco
Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Fontana, CA
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My mama (it's me again) glasses so thick she can see the future.
 I gotta' tell y'all, you got my mama pegged, but good. I'm laughing myself to laryngitis. |
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11-14-2011, 07:10 PM
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I am the internets.
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Joe mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes
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11-14-2011, 11:02 PM
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Go Harder Than Baltimore!
Drives: 2010 CGM Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Baltimore
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yo mamma so fat when she gets in the water the whales sing "we are family"
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11-15-2011, 05:50 AM
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Drives: 1SS Black w/ White Strips M6 Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: El Paso, Texas
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Ivas's mamma is so dumb she tried waking up a sleeping bag.
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11-15-2011, 07:54 AM
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Vroom
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Ivas' mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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