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10-12-2011, 06:21 PM
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Drives: 2010 Camaro SS 2SS Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cypress, texas
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You and my pinky toe have a lot in common.... Because I'm about to nail you on the coffee table too!
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10-12-2011, 06:25 PM
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Drives: 2011 Victory Red LS Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Central Jersey
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You must be a parking ticket... because you got fine written all over you
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10-12-2011, 06:29 PM
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Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: PA
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I can haz your name and number?
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10-12-2011, 07:23 PM
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Account Suspend...Right
Drives: Synergy LS & Vulcan 1600cc Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Lakeland, Florida
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I heard you had a kid? You want a new boy in you.
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10-12-2011, 07:27 PM
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Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: PA
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Do you have some Asian in you? You want some?
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10-12-2011, 07:43 PM
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You know what my favorite bone in a women is? Mine.
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10-12-2011, 08:31 PM
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...soon
Drives: 1969 Corvette & 2010 Mazda 3 Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Western, NC
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Now.... **** me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty certain you want to give me a blow job right now.
It gets some good laughs, and has worked once.
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 Last edited by Ruin; 10-12-2011 at 08:32 PM. Reason: Yes, it's crude, it's supposed to be. No filter no problem. |
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10-12-2011, 08:36 PM
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Anabolic Connoisseur
Drives: Sold - Blown Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Oklahoma
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Nice shoes, wanna f***.
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10-12-2011, 09:32 PM
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knows 2 facts about ducks
Drives: ...and they're both wrong Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The HMS Invincible
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That shirt is very becoming on you, of course...if I was on you I'd be coming too.
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10-12-2011, 09:33 PM
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Are you familiar with harry potter? Do you know of the platform 9 and 3/4's? If you like, I can show you something else with those same numbers!
 Man: Hey how are you? Girl: I'm good. Man: Want to hang out sometime? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Man: I have a gold fish. Girl: What? Man: Aren't we talking about stuff that doesn't matter? My name is Weston, like West except you get on it.
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10-12-2011, 09:34 PM
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ready...
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[QUOTE=Sirwestofash;3876545]
Man: Hey how are you? Girl: I'm good. Man: Want to hang out sometime? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Man: I have a gold fish. Girl: What? Man: Aren't we talking about stuff that doesn't matter? A buddy of mine said this to a girl at a bar in a port call we had, I thought he made that shit up, lol... Now I know it goes around... 
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10-12-2011, 10:42 PM
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...soon
Drives: 1969 Corvette & 2010 Mazda 3 Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Western, NC
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My mom always told me not to go home with strangers, Hi I'm ***. Now we're not strangers (so you can take me home later <-- this part is optional). Definitely have to follow that one up with a huge smile and laughter. 
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10-13-2011, 12:26 AM
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LMAO!
Love this thread...hahaha |
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10-13-2011, 02:00 AM
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OOH..Sneaky, Sneaky!!
Drives: 2014 Camaro 2SS/RS 1LE Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Oceanside California
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I used this one in college just to get laughs and yep it worked.
Hey have you ever seen a 14 inch penis.....yeah me neither! |
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