What can YOUR trunk monkey do? - Page 2

anthonyj9h · 03-22-2011, 01:36 PM

makes me sammiches

Ivas · 03-22-2011, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derklug

My trunk monkey can count cards, little ba$tard ran off with the ho I picked up in Vegas.

Sounds like you gotta' raise the PIMP HAND wit' da' quickness. You can't let 'm monkey 'round wit chur hoes.

Ivas · 03-22-2011, 03:15 PM

When it comes to your trunk monkey, it's often the little things you gotta' do.
Like when stashin' the mother-in-law in there with him, don't forget to fully gag the old battle axe. Plaintive cries coming from the trunk can attract unwanted attention from the public, while sounds of a struggle go largely unnoticed.

Also, don't let the monkey have any matches, the cigarette that he'll wanna' smoke afterwards can cause a serious fire back there.

Dave Coyle · 03-22-2011, 03:22 PM

My "trunk monkey" has a little hole by the tail light so he can shoot out the tires of the police cars that get too close!!!!

Ivas · 03-23-2011, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fearer2010SS

WTF?

Do you mean to say that you've never heard of Jethro Bodine, the nephew of the the great Jed Clampett of Beverly Hills renown who brought his family west after discovering black gold back in the hills?
For shame. Go cut me a switch, and meet me back of the woodshed.

03-22-2011, 03:15 PM	#17
Ivas el Ruco Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Fontana, CA Posts: 7,388	He IS a monkey, after all. When it comes to your trunk monkey, it's often the little things you gotta' do. Like when stashin' the mother-in-law in there with him, don't forget to fully gag the old battle axe. Plaintive cries coming from the trunk can attract unwanted attention from the public, while sounds of a struggle go largely unnoticed. Also, don't let the monkey have any matches, the cigarette that he'll wanna' smoke afterwards can cause a serious fire back there.

03-22-2011, 03:22 PM	#18
Dave Coyle Drives: 2010 SS , 1970 Z-28, 2002 Avalanche Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 2,524 View My Garage	My "trunk monkey" has a little hole by the tail light so he can shoot out the tires of the police cars that get too close!!!! __________________ IF IT'S WORTH HAVING, IT'S WORTH WAITING FOR!!!! (AND IT WAS) 434RWHP/403RWTQ Livernois Motorsports 2C Cam kit Kooks 1 7/8 LT Headers/Hi-Flo Cats/Corsa Exhaust Roto-Fab CAI / Port Intake Precission 2400/2800 Converter/3.73 AAM gears Livernois Motorsports Tune Best time: 11.97 @ 117 MPH

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