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Old 07-10-2011, 12:59 AM   #24305
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OK, I deserved that one but called a friend and found it out. It's a short story, only 4 pages long!!!! How the hell am I supposed to write a 2-3 page summary on that? It's Rara Avis by T. Coraghessan Boyle.
Easy. Do about a page and a half of summary, then interject about a page of supposition about the themes/motifs/symbolism/etc of the story.

Doing a 1 page summary of a 15 page technical report is where it gets fun ...
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Old 07-10-2011, 01:23 AM   #24306
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HAHAHAHAHA Don't be so mean, UMADBROLOL, BIG girls need love too! I'd take one for the team to tap the other 3 HAHA, HAS to be at the same time though AND they all have to have IDs to prove over 18+ etc LOL!

omg that was funny but the last one pretty mean yo lol, prolly just butthurt he don't have a skank of his own! I thought at least three were pretty cute. . . . just not saying which ones LOL!

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Old 07-10-2011, 01:37 AM   #24307
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OK, I deserved that one but called a friend and found it out. It's a short story, only 4 pages long!!!! How the hell am I supposed to write a 2-3 page summary on that? It's Rara Avis by T. Coraghessan Boyle.
Well, you usually double space papers, so it is really a 1-1.5 page summary.

Things that always helped me where finding ways to had a word, or using a few longer synonyms that made each paragraph just long enough that the last line wraps a word into another line. With more practice, you'll be able to space that paragraphs in such as way that Word automatically moves a line to the next page.

Don't laugh, this helped me get through college with a nearly perfect GPA.
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Old 07-10-2011, 03:40 AM   #24308
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That's freakin hilarious!
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Old 07-10-2011, 04:57 AM   #24309
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I'm just going to shut up. It's making it even worse.
thats probably best.
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Hey, I stuck through with the whole pile of crap I got from anthony. Stop being a little..... queer?
you stuck thru that... and notice how he isnt here? correlation? causation?? just something to keep in mind

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That's freakin hilarious!
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Old 07-10-2011, 08:32 AM   #24310
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That's freakin hilarious!
I laughed so hard I think I woke the house up. Not to mention tearing up and busting sides like a madman.

If only Tanner could get away with stuff like this on TG:US.

Guess we'll have to wait for Adam and "The Car Show" to beat him to the punch.

Also.. T/A finally went through the 2nd curing of the rear bumper cover. Monday or Tuesday..
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Old 07-10-2011, 09:20 AM   #24311
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I have a english paper that was due yesterday. And I'm still procrastinating by not starting it, or reading the story its due on
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Old 07-10-2011, 09:30 AM   #24312
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Ok, I'm gonna start my paper in a couple hours I gave up on it last night... Right now, more importantly getting my clear bra put on!! I am friggin stoked about this.
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putting your what on?

oh ok
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well you've got those girls in the basement, i dont know
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So apparently the body guy is tired of my T/A.. he's working on a Sunday- and happens to be a religious man.

Swear to god, if I can't land it as an A&P, might as well ask if he needs another understudy/mechanic.
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Swear to god, if I can't land it as an A&P, might as well ask if he needs another understudy/mechanic.
I hope you are already putting your resume out there. aerospace business has been slow lately. start making calls NOW
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