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Old 12-18-2010, 05:25 AM   #197
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Bullet Tooth Tony:
So, you are obviously the big d*ck. The men on the side of ya are your b*lls. Now there are two types of b*lls. There are big brave b*lls, and there are little mincey f*gg*t b*lls.

Vinny:
These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony:
Now, d*cks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p*ssy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p*ssy, and have brought your two little mincey f*gg*t b*lls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no p*ssy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little b*lls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony:
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

Bullet Tooth Tony:
Written down the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]

Bullet Tooth Tony:
Should precipitate your b*lls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F*ck off!
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Old 12-18-2010, 05:30 AM   #198
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Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.

Avi:
Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the f*cking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
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Old 12-18-2010, 05:36 AM   #199
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Customs official:
Anything to declare?

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Yeah. Don't go to England.
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Old 12-18-2010, 02:09 PM   #200
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Old 12-18-2010, 02:40 PM   #201
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Old 12-18-2010, 02:42 PM   #202
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Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right."

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Old 12-18-2010, 02:44 PM   #203
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Earl: We gotta run. We've got a schedule to keep.
Val: Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.

Burt (over the radio):We killed it.... we killed that motherhumper!
Val: Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more...... repeat, two more...... motherhumpers.

(Burt cuts off a piece of fuse for a bomb for Earl)
Earl: Hey Burt, what kind of fuse is that?
Burt: Cannon fuse
Earl: What the hell do you use it for?
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Old 12-18-2010, 03:30 PM   #204
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Reggie Dunlop: "That's the dog that saved Charlestown during the 1938 floods..."
Lilly Braden: "Oh yeah? Well F**K him!"

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Old 12-19-2010, 03:11 AM   #205
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Yeah, Yeah, and then the dude shot me.

He did not

Yes he did! The dude shot me!

Shut up you two!

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Old 12-19-2010, 06:41 AM   #207
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General Robert E. Lee: [when asked to command the Union Army]
I never thought I'd see the day when the President of the United States would raise an army to invade his own country. No, Mister Blair, I cannot... I will not lead it.
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Old 12-19-2010, 07:16 AM   #208
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Capt. James Power Smith:
General Jackson, how is it you remain so calm in the midst of battle?


Gen. 'Stonewall' Jackson:
Mr. Smith, my religious faith teaches me that God has already fixed the time of my death; therefore, I think not of it. I am as calm in battle as I would be in my own parlor. God will come for me in his own time.
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Old 12-19-2010, 07:21 AM   #209
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Gen. 'Stonewall' Jackson:
Tell me general, do you expect to live till the end of this war?

General John Bell Hood:
Oh... I do not know, but... I'm inclined to think I will. I expect I will be wounded. And you general?

Gen. 'Stonewall' Jackson:
I do not expect to live to see the end of this war. Nor can I say that without victory I would desire to do so.
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Old 12-19-2010, 07:24 AM   #210
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General Bernard Bee:
Look! There is Jackson standing like a Stonewall! Let us determine to die here today and we will conquer, Rally behind the Virginians!
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