Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars

[SSBUSDRVR]

Found these. Hope nobody is offended.
Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.

Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.

Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.

[Ladybugsmom]

Originally Posted by SSBUSDRVR

Found these. Hope nobody is offended.
Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.

Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.

Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.

Ladybug sounds AWESOME!!!! I will try to get video and post it soon. On my way home, a guy next to me motioned for me to roll down the window, so I did, and he asked about my car, and I told him I had just gotten the exhaust installed, and of course, he complimented Ladybug like crazy! Then he wanted to know where I had the work done, because he has a Black 2011 Camaro (he was driving an Acura tonight, though). Gotta love the Camaro family!
Oh, and my BFF told my sister off after her nasty remark this morning - I'm feeling MUCH less cranky after that and some Camaro therapy!

[RubyCamaro]

[QUOTE=Ladybugsmom;3999189]

Ladybug sounds AWESOME!!!! I will try to get video and post it soon. On my way home, a guy next to me motioned for me to roll down the window, so I did, and he asked about my car, and I told him I had just gotten the exhaust installed, and of course, he complimented Ladybug like crazy! Then he wanted to know where I had the work done, because he has a Black 2011 Camaro (he was driving an Acura tonight, though). Gotta love the Camaro family!
Oh, and my BFF told my sister off after her nasty remark this morning - I'm feeling MUCH less cranky after that and some Camaro therapy![/QUOTE

Hurray for Camaro therapy! Glad you are feeling better!

[RubyCamaro]

Originally Posted by helmincamaro

here's one of my favorites....



a woman is pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, the officer walks up to her and ask "do you know why I pulled you over?" The woman says "I know, you saw me driving by and wanted to invite me to the state trooper ball". He goes "Sorry mam, state troopers don't have balls........" He turns around and walks off

Good one!

[SSBUSDRVR]

Ladybug sounds AWESOME!!!!

Great to hear!Just give it that extra Rev going under an Overpass.

Hurray for Camaro therapy! Glad you are feeling better!

What RubyCamaro said!

Didn't think was going to be home today but last night wife asked me to meet her for dinner. Show up and wondering why there are three placesettings? She said her friend just got off work and is meeting us. I get a tap on the shoulder and it's our one and only. The daughterchild Surprise visit home. Dad couldn't keep it in. LOLThey kept it a secret for a month.

Happy Veteran's Day. We owe so much and everyone have a great weekend!

[hotrodsally]

It's Friday It's Friday It's Friday

Happy Friday All!

LBM, I can't wait to hear your new exhaust "SING"(or should I say ROARRRRRRRR)

Thanks for all the jokes.

Originally Posted by SSBUSDRVR

Didn't think was going to be home today but last night wife asked me to meet her for dinner. Show up and wondering why there are three placesettings? She said her friend just got off work and is meeting us. I get a tap on the shoulder and it's our one and only. The daughterchild Surprise visit home. Dad couldn't keep it in. LOLThey kept it a secret for a month.

Happy Veteran's Day. We owe so much and everyone have a great weekend!

Sounds like your wife and daughter succeeded in pulling off a big surprise. What a wonderful treat.
Thanks to all Veterans for your service and sacrifice. :flag1:

[Ladybugsmom]

Originally Posted by SSBUSDRVR

Great to hear!Just give it that extra Rev going under an Overpass.
What RubyCamaro said!

Didn't think was going to be home today but last night wife asked me to meet her for dinner. Show up and wondering why there are three placesettings? She said her friend just got off work and is meeting us. I get a tap on the shoulder and it's our one and only. The daughterchild Surprise visit home. Dad couldn't keep it in. LOLThey kept it a secret for a month.

Happy Veteran's Day. We owe so much and everyone have a great weekend!

Sounds like a wonderful evening! I like happy surprises!

Haven't had a chance to rev under an overpass yet, but so far, what I like best is when I let off the gas to slow down, before downshifting, she lets out a "grumbly" sound, like she's saying "Nooooooo! I don't want to slow down!"

[Mr Twisty]

true LOL

[hotrodsally]

I was at my nephew's and his brides wedding officiated by none other than Elvis!

[SSBUSDRVR]

Good morning.Congrats to the newlyweds! Was anyone wearing BlueSuedeShoes? Have a good weekend. Back out to Adamize the car for tonight. FingersCrossed for great weather. Feels great to have the daughter back at home for a visit. Heads back Mon nt. Heading to AK Weds looks like high of 20 and low of 4 about the time we land after midnight.

when I let off the gas to slow down, before downshifting, she lets out a "grumbly" sound, like she's saying "Nooooooo! I don't want to slow down!"

LOL

Enjoy the rest of the weekend everyone.

[hotrodsally]

Nope, no Blue Suede Shoes. With all the travel, are you a sky jockey?

Have fun in AK. Which town? AK is a big place. I have an email-pal in Hoopers Bay, right on the Bering Sea. They were getting pummeled earlier this week.

Be safe.

[SSBUSDRVR]

Wow sorry to hear Not to make a joke of it but in your case the hockey stick would have been more fun to use imho. Hope they catch the person.

With all the travel, are you a sky jockey?

Have fun in AK. Which town? AK is a big place.

Thanks Yeah. Why dummy bid Anchorage this time of year Wasn't thinking love it up there in the summer. Got another at the end of Nov. Feel a heatwave coming.LOL That storm was bad this past week.Would have been probably stuck up there but dropped the trip. Whew.

[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

I was at my nephew's and his brides wedding officiated by none other than Elvis!

Grat's to the happy couple!

Originally Posted by CC Performance

So around 11pm last night the police show up at my door. Someone called them to report a peeping tom looking in our windows !
The dog wasnt outside so he didnt hear anything. They combed the neighborhood on foot and by car but found nothing. It was pretty upsetting to my 10 yr old daughter, I had the sks and sword and hockey stick on the ready.... WTF ! Someone that dumb is either gonna get shot or skewered with my Samarai sword or slashed to death from the hockey stick... LOL I played for 25 yrs

Put out some barbed wire, or if you can get it, that prison wire.... Just don't forget it's there!
... You get tangled in barb wire, it will EAT.YOU.UP!

[SSBUSDRVR]

Headed home today Come upon this behind our our home in a clearing next to an Orange Grove. Walk over and ask the elderly guy if he needs any assistance. He declined graceously. He said his wife was on the way.He said said he misjudged his lift today and landed short. ( about 10 miles short from the nearest glider/airport)Asked if he was OK " Yeah my azz is a little sore " LOL. Lucky, that clearing is rough.