Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars - Page 1304

RSokie · 10-22-2011, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by dianeokie

Traveling from Georgia to OK via Tex-ass today! Have a great weekend all you dudes and dudettes! I'm escorting my mom to visit family, kids going to see our Sooners play! Woo hoo

That is awesome Diane!...have a great time with mom!

IrocJack · 10-22-2011, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CC Performance

LOL,
Ray I'll hold him while you stab him Lewis. He is a criminal and probably accessory to murder. Damn good football player but criminal none the less

We have Ray Lewis and you have a.......................Duck

CC Performance · 10-22-2011, 10:07 AM

I'm a Beaver fan.. cant stand the Ducks.. although Chip Kelly has them playing good, I think they are one of the most overated teams out there..LOL

lightning · 10-22-2011, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC Performance

I'm a Beaver fan.. cant stand the Ducks.. although Chip Kelly has them playing good, I think they are one of the most overated teams out there..LOL

The Beavers struggled against BYU last week. I expected the Beavers to win. What happened?

CC Performance · 10-22-2011, 01:34 PM

LOL, the Beaver is not a good team lately.. but it doesnt mean they dont need love...LOL.. Love them Beavers !! they need it

lightning · 10-23-2011, 10:12 AM

Good Sunday morning to one and all. Beauuuutiful day here today!

Pro Street · 10-23-2011, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by lightning

Good Sunday morning to one and all. Beauuuutiful day here today!

Nice day here also! Need to mow so that is how I will spend my day!

lightning · 10-23-2011, 03:43 PM

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes", whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "no".

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mommy there?".

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "no".

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?".

"Yes", whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,

"May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?".

" A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more that just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?".

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle; "ME".

Darth_Emma · 10-23-2011, 03:49 PM

The Polish Mother

Mrs. Kapusta comes to visit her son Stanley for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Marisha.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Stanley's roommate is.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Stanley and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Stanley volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Marisha and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Marisha came to Stanley saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear MaMa,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son
Stanley

Several days later, Stanley received a response email from his MaMa which read:

Dear son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Marisha, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving MaMa

Moral: Never Bullski Shitski you MaMa

lightning · 10-23-2011, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth_Emma

The Polish Mother

Mrs. Kapusta comes to visit her son Stanley for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Marisha.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Stanley's roommate is.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Stanley and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Stanley volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Marisha and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Marisha came to Stanley saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear MaMa,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son
Stanley

Several days later, Stanley received a response email from his MaMa which read:

Dear son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Marisha, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving MaMa

Moral: Never Bullski Shitski you MaMa

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

RubyCamaro · 10-23-2011, 08:59 PM

Okay so I missed Friday pics by a couple of days but here is one from earlier today.

dianeokie · 10-24-2011, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RubyCamaro

Okay so I missed Friday pics by a couple of days but here is one from earlier today.

Yep, I will be missing the Friday pics by a couple days too... Oh well! Nice pic and looks like nice day!

helmincamaro · 10-24-2011, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightning

Wireless technology makes me nervous..........

thats a good one!

CC Performance · 10-24-2011, 01:02 AM

Saki sunday.. Whoooofda.....yeeeeesh

10-23-2011, 10:12 AM	#18248
lightning Lightning & Thunder Drives: 2010 SIM 1SS Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 2,691 View My Garage	Good Sunday morning to one and all. Beauuuutiful day here today! __________________ Time is the only thing we really own. Use yours wisely.

10-23-2011, 03:43 PM	#18250
lightning Lightning & Thunder Drives: 2010 SIM 1SS Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 2,691 View My Garage	The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello" "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "no". Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?". "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "no". Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?". "Yes", whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?". " A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and even more that just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?". Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle; "ME". __________________ Time is the only thing we really own. Use yours wisely.

10-23-2011, 08:59 PM	#18253
RubyCamaro Jan Drives: 2010 Camaro 1LT Red Jewel tintcoat Join Date: May 2010 Location: Springfield, TN Posts: 16,225 View My Garage	Okay so I missed Friday pics by a couple of days but here is one from earlier today. Attached Images __________________

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10-22-2011, 10:07 AM	#18245
CC Performance Account Suspended Drives: 99 Camaro SS, 79 z28, 70 GTX Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: ST Helens, OR Posts: 1,759	I'm a Beaver fan.. cant stand the Ducks.. although Chip Kelly has them playing good, I think they are one of the most overated teams out there..LOL

10-22-2011, 01:34 PM	#18247
CC Performance Account Suspended Drives: 99 Camaro SS, 79 z28, 70 GTX Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: ST Helens, OR Posts: 1,759	LOL, the Beaver is not a good team lately.. but it doesnt mean they dont need love...LOL.. Love them Beavers !! they need it

10-23-2011, 03:49 PM	#18251
Darth_Emma Psssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh! Drives: under contruction Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Marysville, Ohio Posts: 12,996 View My Garage	The Polish Mother Mrs. Kapusta comes to visit her son Stanley for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Marisha. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Stanley's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Stanley and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Stanley volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Marisha and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Marisha came to Stanley saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear MaMa, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son Stanley Several days later, Stanley received a response email from his MaMa which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Marisha, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving MaMa Moral: Never Bullski Shitski you MaMa

10-24-2011, 01:02 AM	#18256
CC Performance Account Suspended Drives: 99 Camaro SS, 79 z28, 70 GTX Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: ST Helens, OR Posts: 1,759	Saki sunday.. Whoooofda.....yeeeeesh