Uh; Women............................. - Page 13

PQ · 12-19-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jordan 572

What do you want that the wife won't let you get?

I think you missed the ghosted text.

Tysen · 12-19-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

You guys are just jealous because we out smart you, and you don't catch on until it's too late to do anything about it. lol

I think Ron Burgundy said it best:

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

Mr Twisty · 12-19-2009, 11:08 PM

Good thing there's a fireman in here, cuz you boys are playing with fire!

The other day I was working in the garden... Looked around and said, "Where's my hoe?" Saw my wife standing there and said, "There you are, go get me a beer."

PQ · 12-20-2009, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

Good thing there's a fireman in here, cuz you boys are playing with fire!

The other day I was working in the garden... Looked around and said, "Where's my hoe?" Saw my wife standing there and said, "There you are, go get me a beer."

*"Nothing honey, just looking at the forum"*

2ndgenz28 · 12-20-2009, 02:05 AM

Bonnie · 12-20-2009, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PQ

I think you missed the ghosted text.

mrray13 · 12-20-2009, 10:11 PM

I love women,

when they are asleep! Although, I got lucky. Mine is a definite keeper putting up with all my bs.

Two things I tell my wife..

1) Every 28 seconds a women is hit by a man, what number did you get?
2) I'm asleep. No intent if I'm asleep, and thus no crime. How many seconds has it been??

Just kidding. Maybe.

mjlash22 · 12-20-2009, 10:12 PM

i wish i had my women right now :/

12-19-2009, 11:08 PM	#171
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