Corrupt a Wish - Page 12

coolman · 12-03-2009, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Vlad

Granted, but your JATO rocket just ran out of fuel at 30,000 feet.

I wish it was Friday.

grant: but, now friday is the begining of the work weak.

I wish I was electricity.

jrboyd_1980 · 12-03-2009, 06:04 PM

Grant: You're body becomes electricity and your dropped in the middle of the ocean.
I wish I was in Hawaii.

brandotron · 12-03-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrboyd_1980

Grant: You're body becomes electricity and your dropped in the middle of the ocean.
I wish I was in Hawaii.

Granted: You arrive at your Hawaiian resort hotel at the same time as the NAMBLA convention.

I wish I had robot arms.

NoUCantDriveIt · 12-03-2009, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandotron

Granted: You arrive in your Hawaiian resort hotel at the same time as the NAMBLA convention.

I wish I had robot arms.

Granted: both are broken

I wish I had enough money without working

coolman · 12-03-2009, 06:08 PM

granted: but they are stuck to your ass

I wish I could spell and use proper grammar.

NoUCantDriveIt · 12-03-2009, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

granted: but they are stuck to your ass

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I like you're answer better! BrandoButt lol

mjlash22 · 12-03-2009, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

granted: but they are stuck to your ass

I wish I could spell and use proper grammar.

granted, you are blind

i wish it was friday

coolman · 12-03-2009, 06:16 PM

granted: friday is now the begining of the work weak

I wish I wouldn't have to grant the same wish twice

mjlash22 · 12-03-2009, 06:17 PM

granted, you will wish it 3 times

i wish i was in the cayman islands

coolman · 12-03-2009, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjlash22

granted, you will wish it 3 times

i wish i was in the cayman islands

grant: But now a metor hit and it's -40deg in the cayman islands and you can never leave

I wish dogs didn't have to poop.

NoUCantDriveIt · 12-03-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

grant: But now a metor hit and it's -40deg in the cayman islands and you can never leave

I wish dogs didn't have to poop.

Granted: Yours now barfs half digested dog food all over your bed.

I wish there was no winter this year

coolman · 12-03-2009, 06:30 PM

Grant: but after this year, it will be winter forever

I wish ford and chevy would merge.

NoUCantDriveIt · 12-03-2009, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolman

Grant: but after this year, it will be winter forever

I wish ford and chevy would merge.

Granted: the new co. dropped the Camaro line

I wish I was 10 years younger

coolman · 12-03-2009, 06:38 PM

granted: but now your homless

I wish I had night vision eyes

12-03-2009, 06:17 PM	#163
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12-03-2009, 06:04 PM	#156
jrboyd_1980 A ***'s Headache Drives: Everything Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 2,167	Grant: You're body becomes electricity and your dropped in the middle of the ocean. I wish I was in Hawaii.

12-03-2009, 06:08 PM	#159
coolman Guest Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: PA Posts: 4,812	granted: but they are stuck to your ass I wish I could spell and use proper grammar.

12-03-2009, 06:16 PM	#162
coolman Guest Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: PA Posts: 4,812	granted: friday is now the begining of the work weak I wish I wouldn't have to grant the same wish twice

12-03-2009, 06:30 PM	#166
coolman Guest Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: PA Posts: 4,812	Grant: but after this year, it will be winter forever I wish ford and chevy would merge.

12-03-2009, 06:38 PM	#168
coolman Guest Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: PA Posts: 4,812	granted: but now your homless I wish I had night vision eyes