Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars

[lightning]

Lightning is MY dream car. I waited 40+ years to be able to get a Camaro. I'm gonna be buried in that car!

[Ladybugsmom]

Originally Posted by lightning

Lightning is MY dream car. I waited 40+ years to be able to get a Camaro. I'm gonna be buried in that car!

Unless I can figure out a way to afford that Vette, I'll be buried in Ladybug... in my back yard.

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by lightning

Lightning is MY dream car. I waited 40+ years to be able to get a Camaro. I'm gonna be buried in that car!

AMEN



I found this little Gem on another site. Although I'd seen it before, I thought it was worth sharing again:

Andy Rooney; I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think..

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest... They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one.. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize..

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

Hi Guys, sorry I'm late.

Does your husband know?








..... that you're late?









Oh, you meant.....









nevermind

[Mr Twisty]

Just winding down before I hit the hay... You guys have a good evening

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

Does your husband know?


..... that you're late?


Oh, you meant.....


nevermind

Good Evening Mr. Twisty

[lightning]

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

Just winding down before I hit the hay... You guys have a good evening

MC, YOU PUT THAT PICTURE BACK UP THERE YOU HEAR ME? RIGHT NOW!

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

Good Evening Mr. Twisty

Mr Twisty. I do so like that name. (Remind me to the NoUCantYesICan tomorrow.) And you, Mr twisty may call me Ms. Smarty Pants any time you like.

[lightning]

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

AMEN



I found this little Gem on another site. Although I'd seen it before, I thought it was worth sharing again:

Andy Rooney; I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think..

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest... They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one.. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize..

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Sally that's awesome! And so true! Except for one little part.......

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by lightning

MC, YOU PUT THAT PICTURE BACK UP THERE YOU HEAR ME? RIGHT NOW!

Did Mr. Twisty turn shy?

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by lightning

Sally that's awesome! And so true! Except for one little part.......

Which "Little Part" is that?

[lightning]

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

AMEN



I found this little Gem on another site. Although I'd seen it before, I thought it was worth sharing again:

Andy Rooney; I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think..

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest... They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one.. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize..

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

They may know what it's like to be unappreciated, but they're certainly not generous with praise. Not around my house. No-where I've ever been. No offense intended.

[Ladybugsmom]

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

AMEN



I found this little Gem on another site. Although I'd seen it before, I thought it was worth sharing again:

Andy Rooney; I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think..

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest... They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one.. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize..

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

Anyone ever tell your friend she looks like Ivanka Trump?

See the resemblance???

She does just a bit, but cuter I think.

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

Good Evening Mr. Twisty

It's growing on me

Originally Posted by lightning

MC, YOU PUT THAT PICTURE BACK UP THERE YOU HEAR ME? RIGHT NOW!

Here's the deal... the hot chick is also an attorney. She said, "You have 4 minutes to take it down before I SUE YOUR ASS!"

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

Mr Twisty. I do so like that name. (Remind me to the NoUCantYesICan tomorrow.) And you, Mr twisty may call me Ms. Smarty Pants any time you like.

Oh I'll think of something better than that!