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Old 07-18-2011, 11:41 PM   #16171
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that's not right..

No, it's not.... But it was a good effort.... and it did make me crack a smile.
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Old 07-19-2011, 08:55 AM   #16172
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So sorry LBM. Here is a good joke to lighten your mood.....

Man takes his wife to a fancy restaurant. While they are ordering they notice a neighbor fellow come in with a strange woman. Man's wife says, "Who is that woman? She's gorgeous!" Man says, "that's Bill's mistress". Wife is terribly upset and states that she is going to call Bill's wife immediately. Man tells his wife not to bother. He says that Bill's wife knows all about it. About that time a beautiful young lady walks past their table, gives the man a light kiss on the cheek and says "good evening Jim". The wife explodes, "Who the heck is that?" Jim calmly says, "That's my mistress." Wife says, "I want a divorce right now!!!" Jim says, "Well, just remember. If we divorce, there won't be any more vacations in Bermuda, no more condo in Vail, no more Mercedes in the garage, no more 6 bedroom 4 bath house with pool, no more maid, and no more pool boy." The wife thought for a second and says, "Our mistress is prettier than Bill's."




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Old 07-19-2011, 09:20 AM   #16173
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Good Morning Old Farts!!!
Well, morning at least.... haven't decided if it's good yet... More coffee please...
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Old 07-19-2011, 09:31 AM   #16174
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Well, morning at least.... haven't decided if it's good yet... More coffee please...
Let's hope it will be a good one!!!
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:31 AM   #16175
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Let's hope it will be a good one!!!
Any day I can go to work without rain is a good one

I'd love to send some of this to Oklahoma, let's all try that! They need it! How about Texas? LBM, I think I speak for all of us when I say we're thinking of you and hope you get to spend some time with your father-in-law and mother-in-law today.

And MisterCamaro, we don't rule the world, we just manipulate it!
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:47 AM   #16176
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Any day I can go to work without rain is a good one

I'd love to send some of this to Oklahoma, let's all try that! They need it! How about Texas? LBM, I think I speak for all of us when I say we're thinking of you and hope you get to spend some time with your father-in-law and mother-in-law today.

And MisterCamaro, we don't rule the world, we just manipulate it!
Hmmmmmm, maybe you don't know it. But you do. Rule the world that is.

Morning all. We ARE thinking of you LBM. Love your way. Rain for Oklahoma and Texas. I owe, I owe, so off to work I go! (As long as it lasts).
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:53 AM   #16177
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So sorry LBM. Here is a good joke to lighten your mood.....

Man takes his wife to a fancy restaurant. While they are ordering they notice a neighbor fellow come in with a strange woman. Man's wife says, "Who is that woman? She's gorgeous!" Man says, "that's Bill's mistress". Wife is terribly upset and states that she is going to call Bill's wife immediately. Man tells his wife not to bother. He says that Bill's wife knows all about it. About that time a beautiful young lady walks past their table, gives the man a light kiss on the cheek and says "good evening Jim". The wife explodes, "Who the heck is that?" Jim calmly says, "That's my mistress." Wife says, "I want a divorce right now!!!" Jim says, "Well, just remember. If we divorce, there won't be any more vacations in Bermuda, no more condo in Vail, no more Mercedes in the garage, no more 6 bedroom 4 bath house with pool, no more maid, and no more pool boy." The wife thought for a second and says, "Our mistress is prettier than Bill's."
Silly woman.... it would be him that didn't have any of those things any more
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:01 PM   #16178
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Silly woman.... it would be him that didn't have any of those things any more
Yeah, She wasn't too bright was she? hahahahahahaha.
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:29 PM   #16179
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Any day I can go to work without rain is a good one

I'd love to send some of this to Oklahoma, let's all try that! They need it! How about Texas? LBM, I think I speak for all of us when I say we're thinking of you and hope you get to spend some time with your father-in-law and mother-in-law today.

And MisterCamaro, we don't rule the world, we just manipulate it!
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:38 PM   #16181
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:41 PM   #16182
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