Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars - Page 1156

Ladybugsmom · 07-18-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

that's not right..

No, it's not.... But it was a good effort.... and it did make me crack a smile.

Pro Street · 07-19-2011, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by lightning

So sorry LBM. Here is a good joke to lighten your mood.....

Man takes his wife to a fancy restaurant. While they are ordering they notice a neighbor fellow come in with a strange woman. Man's wife says, "Who is that woman? She's gorgeous!" Man says, "that's Bill's mistress". Wife is terribly upset and states that she is going to call Bill's wife immediately. Man tells his wife not to bother. He says that Bill's wife knows all about it. About that time a beautiful young lady walks past their table, gives the man a light kiss on the cheek and says "good evening Jim". The wife explodes, "Who the heck is that?" Jim calmly says, "That's my mistress." Wife says, "I want a divorce right now!!!" Jim says, "Well, just remember. If we divorce, there won't be any more vacations in Bermuda, no more condo in Vail, no more Mercedes in the garage, no more 6 bedroom 4 bath house with pool, no more maid, and no more pool boy." The wife thought for a second and says, "Our mistress is prettier than Bill's."

Good Morning Old Farts!!!

Ladybugsmom · 07-19-2011, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pro Street

Good Morning Old Farts!!!

Well, morning at least.... haven't decided if it's good yet... More coffee please...

Pro Street · 07-19-2011, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

Well, morning at least.... haven't decided if it's good yet... More coffee please...

Let's hope it will be a good one!!!

dianeokie · 07-19-2011, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Pro Street

Let's hope it will be a good one!!!

Any day I can go to work without rain is a good one

I'd love to send some of this to Oklahoma, let's all try that! They need it! How about Texas? LBM, I think I speak for all of us when I say we're thinking of you and hope you get to spend some time with your father-in-law and mother-in-law today.

And MisterCamaro, we don't rule the world, we just manipulate it!

lightning · 07-19-2011, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by dianeokie

Any day I can go to work without rain is a good one

I'd love to send some of this to Oklahoma, let's all try that! They need it! How about Texas? LBM, I think I speak for all of us when I say we're thinking of you and hope you get to spend some time with your father-in-law and mother-in-law today.

And MisterCamaro, we don't rule the world, we just manipulate it!

Hmmmmmm, maybe you don't know it. But you do. Rule the world that is.

Morning all. We ARE thinking of you LBM. Love your way. Rain for Oklahoma and Texas. I owe, I owe, so off to work I go! (As long as it lasts).

race29 · 07-19-2011, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by lightning

So sorry LBM. Here is a good joke to lighten your mood.....

Man takes his wife to a fancy restaurant. While they are ordering they notice a neighbor fellow come in with a strange woman. Man's wife says, "Who is that woman? She's gorgeous!" Man says, "that's Bill's mistress". Wife is terribly upset and states that she is going to call Bill's wife immediately. Man tells his wife not to bother. He says that Bill's wife knows all about it. About that time a beautiful young lady walks past their table, gives the man a light kiss on the cheek and says "good evening Jim". The wife explodes, "Who the heck is that?" Jim calmly says, "That's my mistress." Wife says, "I want a divorce right now!!!" Jim says, "Well, just remember. If we divorce, there won't be any more vacations in Bermuda, no more condo in Vail, no more Mercedes in the garage, no more 6 bedroom 4 bath house with pool, no more maid, and no more pool boy." The wife thought for a second and says, "Our mistress is prettier than Bill's."

Silly woman.... it would be him that didn't have any of those things any more

lightning · 07-19-2011, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by race29

Silly woman.... it would be him that didn't have any of those things any more

Yeah, She wasn't too bright was she? hahahahahahaha.

Mr Twisty · 07-19-2011, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dianeokie

Any day I can go to work without rain is a good one

I'd love to send some of this to Oklahoma, let's all try that! They need it! How about Texas? LBM, I think I speak for all of us when I say we're thinking of you and hope you get to spend some time with your father-in-law and mother-in-law today.

And MisterCamaro, we don't rule the world, we just manipulate it!

First time in over 30 years, pond is dry

CC Performance · 07-19-2011, 12:30 PM

No such thing as global warming though....LOL

Nice and green out here in the PACNW

Mr Twisty · 07-19-2011, 12:38 PM

"women rule" got closed

*GTAHVIT* · 07-19-2011, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

"women rule" got closed

stirring the pot as usual I see.....

CC Performance · 07-19-2011, 12:42 PM

My wife rules until I tell her what to do....

CC Performance · 07-19-2011, 12:48 PM

I love you guys.. wish this was me

07-19-2011, 12:38 PM	#16181
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,763	"women rule" got closed __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin lib·er·ty /ˈlibərdē/ noun 1. the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views

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