Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars - Page 1137

Ladybugsmom · 06-21-2011, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

Isn't Washington the Sunshine state?

It was today! It actually ended up at 80!

Drove Ladybug to work, went and had lunch in a park, and had enough time to give her a bath when I got home - life is GOOD!

lightning · 06-21-2011, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

It was today! It actually ended up at 80!

Drove Ladybug to work, went and had lunch in a park, and had enough time to give her a bath when I got home - life is GOOD!

I got the silly sprinklers fixed tonight! Yay for me!

Ladybugsmom · 06-21-2011, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning

I got the silly sprinklers fixed tonight! Yay for me!

My hubby was working on the sprinklers, thought he had a spare replacement head, but didn't - now we have a big hole smack dab in the middle of the yard...

So much for living with a landscaper...

lightning · 06-21-2011, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

My hubby was working on the sprinklers, thought he had a spare replacement head, but didn't - now we have a big hole smack dab in the middle of the yard...

So much for living with a landscaper...

And the cobblers kids don't have any shoes........
bwahahahaha!

Mr Twisty · 06-22-2011, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dianeokie

I watched The Bucket List the other night. I am really bad about remembering movies I see, but I think I can remember that one!

Yeah, tomorrow is ....Wednesday!

Kinda sad, but really good movie! They won my heart racing the classic cars

C'mon WEDNESDAY!

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Originally Posted by lightning

And the cobblers kids don't have any shoes........
bwahahahaha!

ain't that the truth!
Women... never never EVER marry a handyman...

Mr Twisty · 06-22-2011, 12:12 AM

check it out... freebie from THE nicest car salesperson you'll ever meet

http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=153794

lightning · 06-22-2011, 12:38 AM

Thanks for the tip MC.

Hey, who told you that you could use my picture for your avatar?

dianeokie · 06-22-2011, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lightning

Thanks for the tip MC.

Hey, who told you that you could use my picture for your avatar?

CC Performance · 06-22-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lightning

Thanks for the tip MC.

Hey, who told you that you could use my picture for your avatar?

Is that you Magilla?

Mr Twisty · 06-23-2011, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by lightning

Thanks for the tip MC.

Hey, who told you that you could use my picture for your avatar?

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Originally Posted by CC Performance

Is that you Magilla?

That's an oldie!

lightning · 06-23-2011, 09:54 PM

A couple in Sweetwater,Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now, the police had arrived.

Breathe here...

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

And that's when he shot her.

hotrodsally · 06-23-2011, 10:09 PM

uhhhhhh lol, that hurts.

I've been meaning to post this link for a few days. It's a fun piece about Camaro Verts. The author appears to be syndicated.

http://www.lvrj.com/drive/it-s-a-win...124058559.html

CC Performance · 06-24-2011, 12:56 AM

and Mr Peebles... how about Ultraman?

race29 · 06-24-2011, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CC Performance

Well there was a bunch of Champagne on ther as well...LOL

There was actually one bottle of champagne that ran $100k....WOW

06-22-2011, 12:12 AM	#15910
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,763	check it out... freebie from THE nicest car salesperson you'll ever meet http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=153794 __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin lib·er·ty /ˈlibərdē/ noun 1. the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views

06-22-2011, 12:38 AM	#15911
lightning Lightning & Thunder Drives: 2010 SIM 1SS Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 2,691 View My Garage	Thanks for the tip MC. Hey, who told you that you could use my picture for your avatar? __________________ Time is the only thing we really own. Use yours wisely.

06-23-2011, 09:54 PM	#15915
lightning Lightning & Thunder Drives: 2010 SIM 1SS Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 2,691 View My Garage	Chain of Events - A couple in Sweetwater,Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream. The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor. His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out. About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital. The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief. But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa. The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her. The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches. The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat. By now, the police had arrived. Breathe here... They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake! The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife. Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes. The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car. Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out). Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world. A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night. And that's when he shot her. __________________ Time is the only thing we really own. Use yours wisely.

06-23-2011, 10:09 PM	#15916
hotrodsally The Legend Lives On Drives: 2011 Camaro 2LT/RS SIM Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,776	uhhhhhh lol, that hurts. I've been meaning to post this link for a few days. It's a fun piece about Camaro Verts. The author appears to be syndicated. http://www.lvrj.com/drive/it-s-a-win...124058559.html __________________ *Viva Las Vegas!*

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