Riddle me this...

[TonytheTiger]

I give up. and yes match is right

[TonytheTiger]

If a dog runs into the woods, how far did he run into the woods?

[scotchsride09]

Originally Posted by skipj3

A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator -- or if it was raining that day -- he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his apartment. Why does he do this?

I was going to say for his health?

Originally Posted by skipj3

How could a baby fall out of a twenty-story building onto the ground and live?

What baby?

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

I'm holding 2 coins that total 30 cents. One of the coins is NOT a nickel. What 2 coins am I holding?

One of the coins is not a nickel; the other coin is-- a nickel and a quarter.

Originally Posted by TonytheTiger

LOL hard riddles heres one for you guys. 2 men are plaing chess and they played 5 times and they both won and didn't tie what happened?

Someone else got this too, but they aren't playing each other

Originally Posted by TonytheTiger

He got it right i never said they played each other. It just that are brains are so smart that we lack the obvious and common sense. Ok u are in a a dark and u have a match and there is a candel and a wood burning stove. What do u light 1st? easy one..

The match!

Originally Posted by Mindz

He's a midget and can't hit the top buttons unless he asks other people or uses his umbrella.

Oh, that makes more sense than his health... haha

Originally Posted by TonytheTiger

If a dog runs into the woods, how far did he run into the woods?

This one's more of a joke... halfway, then he's running out again.

Originally Posted by baileyrx

what does a child play with, blinds a young man, but helps an old man see?

I was going to say glasses, but I don't think they're very popular toys for children.

Speaking of Tolkien... anybody remember these from the Hobbit? (And no cheating on Google!!)

Thirty white horses on a red hill;
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.



And:


I am a box without key or lid
But inside a golden treasure is hid.


And this one's more of a trick question/ existential twist on an old favorite

You build a house where all the walls face north. A bear walks by, what color is the bear?

[TonytheTiger]

That was to easy

[CamaroSpike23]

Originally Posted by TonytheTiger

If a dog runs into the woods, how far did he run into the woods?

how technical do you want to get?


a dog can run ALL the way INTO the woods before he's running out.

if he ran HALFWAY INTO the woods, he would only be 1/4 of the way thru.

so technically, he can run all the way into the woods.

[scotchsride09]

Originally Posted by TonytheTiger

That was to easy

answers?

[TonytheTiger]

and if the dog runs backwards horazontally across the woods?

[CamaroSpike23]

Originally Posted by TonytheTiger

and if the dog runs backwards horazontally across the woods?

across the woods, he wouldnt be entering the woods themselves and would instead be hovering over them at a 60* angle in proportion to the hexagon at the north pole....

[scotchsride09]

Originally Posted by TonytheTiger

and if the dog runs backwards horazontally across the woods?

Now you're just makin' stuff up

[TonytheTiger]

Its possible.

[Metal Gear SS]

Here's an easy one so the others don't feel bad

A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof. Which way does it fall?

[zebra]

roosters don't lay eggs... city boy!

[zebra]

so 2 camaro members are doing the 'gas used' trick in their cars. they hold the reset button, shift gears, and accelerate at the same time. what happens when they approach a turn?

[Metal Gear SS]

They decelerate, heel and toe, gas, and minimal counter-steer as they perform a parallel drift side-by-side, leaving perfect skid marks that look like a rainbow.

Haha, I don't know the "gas used" trick. Care to enlighten me?