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08-23-2012, 05:41 PM
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Retarded One-Legged Owl
Drives: 2010 Black Camaro 2SS Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: San Antonio, TX
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I love these threads.
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08-23-2012, 05:47 PM
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AROD55
Drives: 1955 Chevy Bel Air Hardtop Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Bonita, Ca. 91902
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They just can't take a joke.
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08-23-2012, 06:15 PM
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Drives: IOM 1LT/RS Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: McKinney TX
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Read that on reddit this morning...still funny
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08-23-2012, 06:20 PM
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Drives: 2012 Camaro SS 45th Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Union City,Tn.
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yeah my girlfriend keeps telling everyone I'm a stalker...well, she isn't really my girlfriend yet but.....
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OBX 1 7/8 LT's w/high flow cats. Doug Thorley catback w/x pipe. Cold air intake by CAI w/apex scoop.V-max ported throttle body.DynoSpeed tuned by Forest.369 rwhp/385 rwtq
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08-23-2012, 06:26 PM
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Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008
Location: OK
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 I asked her, "Baby, were you faking it last night?" She said, "No, I really was asleep."
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08-23-2012, 07:26 PM
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My wife and I had terrible sex last night. I looked at her and said what you cant think of anyone either
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08-23-2012, 08:25 PM
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These at great!
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Current 2022 Wild Cherrry 2SS; Recaros, NPP, 5 Split Spoke Polished Rims, Satin Black Package
Ordered 7-11-2023 1100: Riptide Blue 2SS, Not Built 2023 Red Hot 1LT RS V6; Sold 2010 VR 1LT RS; Sold |
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08-23-2012, 08:32 PM
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Black Ice
Drives: 2SS/RS Black w/ silver ice stripes Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Pueblo,Co.
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When I was single, I used to have women screaming at my door..........
Screaming to let them out. 
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08-23-2012, 08:52 PM
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Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008
Location: OK
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..... for me to come out from under the bed and fight like a man!
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-- Benjamin Franklin lib·er·ty /ˈlibərdē/ noun 1. the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views |
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08-23-2012, 09:16 PM
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Anabolic Connoisseur
Drives: Sold - Blown Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Oklahoma
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08-23-2012, 09:22 PM
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Drives: 2010 Black 2SS/RS Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Syracuse, Utah
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I am surprised no one asked if you knew the person you made breakfast for
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08-23-2012, 11:08 PM
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Drives: 2013 Fiat 500 Abarth Grigio Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Manassas, Va
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LOL
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08-24-2012, 03:27 PM
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hey, i just met you
and this is crazy, but please stop struggling, cuz im out of duck tape baby
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08-24-2012, 10:41 PM
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AKA "Beefcake"
Drives: 2023 ZL1 Sharkskin Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Indy
Posts: 8,566
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I hate it when I hear "nope, nope, not there, not there, nope, keep going". I finally give up and give her the TV remote.
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