Favorite Pick Up lines

x626xBlack · 07-23-2010, 02:14 PM

Ill start.

"How about a f#&k and a pizza?"

SLAP!

"What? You don't like pizza?

(Giggle) "that took balls"

grin

"So what's your name"

Tallboy · 07-23-2010, 02:16 PM

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you take orders to-go?"

"Yes, we do."

"Good. Get your coat, you're coming with me..."

motorhead · 07-23-2010, 02:17 PM

Hey baby I got beer.

The Reaper · 07-23-2010, 02:18 PM

Do you know the difference between a ham and cheese on rye with mustard and a BJ?

No?

Are you free for lunch ?

Iwantone2 · 07-23-2010, 02:26 PM

Hey, does this smell like chloroform?

Tessa · 07-23-2010, 02:28 PM

PoorMansCamaro · 07-23-2010, 02:35 PM

My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.

Yes i do.

Damn, it must be 15 minutes fast.

formare · 07-23-2010, 02:42 PM

"Polar Bear"

"what did you say?"

"polar bear"

"Why are you saying polar bear?"

"because it breaks the ice"

and the one I used on the woman eventualy to be wife - been married 20 years this October: "So, uh, you wanna play nude twister?"

motorhead · 07-23-2010, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Reaper

Do you know the difference between a ham and cheese on rye with mustard and a BJ?

No?

Are you free for lunch ?

PoorMansCamaro · 07-23-2010, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by formare

"Polar Bear"

"what did you say?"

"polar bear"

"Why are you saying polar bear?"

"because it breaks the ice"

and the one I used on the woman eventualy to be wife - been married 20 years this October: "So, uh, you wanna play nude twister?"

did you guys play nude twister?

Tessa · 07-23-2010, 02:46 PM

I think on a girl with the right sense of humor (when presented in a joking manner) these could work....LOL....
or at worst - she'd be laughing at the lines and not in your face....

motorhead · 07-23-2010, 02:48 PM

Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong.

2010 SSRS · 07-23-2010, 02:49 PM

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open.

formare · 07-23-2010, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorMansCamaro

did you guys play nude twister?

ummm - maybe

07-23-2010, 02:14 PM	#1
x626xBlack ARMY of one. Drives: 2011 Black SS/RS Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Houston Tx. from Lafayette La. Posts: 823	Favorite Pick Up lines Ill start. "How about a f#&k and a pizza?" SLAP! "What? You don't like pizza? (Giggle) "that took balls" grin "So what's your name" __________________ Houston's very own H-Town Camaro Club

07-23-2010, 02:18 PM	#4
The Reaper Founding Member of CTCC Drives: 2010 2SS RS RJT w/Silver Stripes Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 709 View My Garage	Do you know the difference between a ham and cheese on rye with mustard and a BJ? No? Are you free for lunch ? __________________ It's not how big your motor is, it's how well you shift it !!

07-23-2010, 02:26 PM	#5
Iwantone2 Voice Of The Voiceless Drives: CGM 1SS RS Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: OC Cali Posts: 9,610 View My Garage	Hey, does this smell like chloroform? __________________

07-23-2010, 02:35 PM	#7
PoorMansCamaro Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA Posts: 57,246	My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Yes i do. Damn, it must be 15 minutes fast. __________________

07-23-2010, 02:42 PM	#8
formare The Milano Drives: 2017 Firefly ShipWorks Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Chicagoland (Crown Point, IN) Posts: 1,877 View My Garage	"Polar Bear" "what did you say?" "polar bear" "Why are you saying polar bear?" "because it breaks the ice" and the one I used on the woman eventualy to be wife - been married 20 years this October: "So, uh, you wanna play nude twister?" __________________ My first Love. She was called "Miss Carriage" (still cry when I think about her) 383, Muncie 4 speed, custom linkage mated to hurst short throw shifter.

07-23-2010, 02:16 PM	#2
Tallboy Say "when"... Drives: 11 2LT Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Venice, FL Posts: 431	"Excuse me, waitress? Do you take orders to-go?" "Yes, we do." "Good. Get your coat, you're coming with me..."

07-23-2010, 02:17 PM	#3
motorhead Drives: Love the one you're with Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Downtown Charlie Brown Posts: 11,849	Hey baby I got beer.

07-23-2010, 02:28 PM	#6
Tessa Mischief Managed Drives: 2SS/RS RJT with silver rallys Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Southbound Posts: 8,179 View My Garage

07-23-2010, 02:46 PM	#11
Tessa Mischief Managed Drives: 2SS/RS RJT with silver rallys Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Southbound Posts: 8,179 View My Garage	I think on a girl with the right sense of humor (when presented in a joking manner) these could work....LOL.... or at worst - she'd be laughing at the lines and not in your face....

07-23-2010, 02:48 PM	#12
motorhead Drives: Love the one you're with Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Downtown Charlie Brown Posts: 11,849	Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong.

07-23-2010, 02:49 PM	#13
2010 SSRS Drives: 3 V8 Camaros Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Ocean State Posts: 111,186 View My Garage	Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open. __________________ Jannetty Racing JRE Street Package

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