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12-21-2009, 01:17 PM
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Chinese Fortune???
I had Chinese food today for lunch and it gave me an idea for a thread. Please post your "fortune" from your cookies here. Some will be bits of wisdom, where others may be "fortune-telling" but it should be interesting!
 Here was mine today: "Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing." |
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12-21-2009, 01:18 PM
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top 10 reason why real men drive stick. 10. A manual transmission is the ultimate in control 9. You can use automotive jargon and not sound like a total tool 8. You can't spell "manual" without "man" 7. Manual transmissions prove you can do more than one thing at a time 6. You can't drift in an auto 5. You can't pull fancy moves in an automatic 4. You get better fuel economy with a stick 3. You’ll never look like a chump if you can drive stick 2. Manual transmission cars are faster 1. Women like a guy who is good with his hands. |
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12-21-2009, 01:19 PM
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12-21-2009, 01:22 PM
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Dang, I had a good one recently but I threw it away and now I can't remember it.
Either way, be sure to add "in bed" to the end of your fortune 
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12-21-2009, 01:24 PM
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Here's an old one I just pulled out The only way to have a friend is to be one....in bed! LOL |
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12-21-2009, 01:29 PM
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12-21-2009, 01:31 PM
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Here's another old one!
Someone is speaking well of you.....in bed and another Avoid unchallenging occupations - they will waste your great talents...in bed. |
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12-21-2009, 01:34 PM
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Okay, I had to add this one LOL
Find release from your cares, have a good time.....in bed! 
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12-21-2009, 01:35 PM
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12-21-2009, 01:35 PM
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top 10 reason why real men drive stick. 10. A manual transmission is the ultimate in control 9. You can use automotive jargon and not sound like a total tool 8. You can't spell "manual" without "man" 7. Manual transmissions prove you can do more than one thing at a time 6. You can't drift in an auto 5. You can't pull fancy moves in an automatic 4. You get better fuel economy with a stick 3. You’ll never look like a chump if you can drive stick 2. Manual transmission cars are faster 1. Women like a guy who is good with his hands. |
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12-21-2009, 01:35 PM
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You will meet a very wise person today..... in bed.
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12-21-2009, 01:36 PM
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This thread may have taken a bit of an unexpected turn for a minute than you thought huh? lmao
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12-21-2009, 01:38 PM
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12-21-2009, 01:39 PM
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