Best and worst pick up lines? - Page 3

Angrybird 12 · 08-02-2011, 11:32 AM

Worst
" I have a Mustang."
Best
" I have a Camaro."

LolatheSlush · 08-02-2011, 01:26 PM

some creepy random guy at bar came up to me and did that sleezy arm touch thing (where they curl their pointer finger and run it down your arm..) anway.. he does and and says.. "i love the color of your skin.." needless to say i was a lotta creeped out.. wtf is this silence of the lambs? does he want to wear my skin like a coat?! ugh... fyi it didn't work..

my fav is: hey.. omg.. didn't we go to different schools together?! (makes me giggle)

DMDTexAg06 · 08-02-2011, 01:39 PM

Lets have magic sex....(Whats that?) We have sex, and you disappear....Tah-dah!!!!

caliguy · 08-02-2011, 02:26 PM

Cool some new pickup lines i can try this weekend LOL just kidding..

fugimo · 08-02-2011, 03:03 PM

You wanna dance? [No]
I guess a F%$# would be out of the question then?

Have to say it really fast, so hard to do when drunk:
After due consideration and apprehension, my foregoing conclusion is that you are socially, sexually qualified for me.

You have kind lips, the kind I would like around my d... (you get the idea)

And before you ask, yes I have been married twice and have 3 kids

peele1 · 08-02-2011, 03:17 PM

Hey! Don't I know you? You're that girl with the beautiful smile!

brandotron · 08-02-2011, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah

I explain to her how it doesn't work like that (My husband fought professionally until he was 26.) and beg her never to go back over there for the rest of the night.

Note to self: Don't cross Sarah.

motorhead · 08-02-2011, 03:34 PM

Hey baby! I got beer.

Tysen · 08-02-2011, 03:37 PM

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I sure can see myself in your pants.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Want to come back to my place for pizza and sex? (No) What? You don't like pizza?

camaroitalia · 08-02-2011, 04:14 PM

i just use the cheesiest pick up lines i can think of. so bad they'll smile and laugh, then i laugh and say that didnt work did it? and it'll just start a conversation

and for some reason down senior week this summer i was singing Dont Stop Believing off of the balcony and all the girls would sing along with me... and join me on the balcony. went from there lol

camaroitalia · 08-02-2011, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LolatheSlush

some creepy random guy at bar came up to me and did that sleezy arm touch thing (where they curl their pointer finger and run it down your arm..) anway.. he does and and says.. "i love the color of your skin.." needless to say i was a lotta creeped out.. wtf is this silence of the lambs? does he want to wear my skin like a coat?! ugh... fyi it didn't work..

my fav is: hey.. omg.. didn't we go to different schools together?! (makes me giggle)

hey omg... in all seriousness tho... didnt we go to different schools together??!!

u smilin?

LolatheSlush · 08-02-2011, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camaroitalia

hey omg... in all seriousness tho... didnt we go to different schools together??!!

u smilin?

omg.. yeah! i totally remember not seeing you around

camaroitalia · 08-02-2011, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LolatheSlush

omg.. yeah! i totally remember not seeing you around

that just means we have to catch up then!! i will see u tonight at 7 beautiful

see guys, thats how its done

=Stephens= · 08-02-2011, 05:16 PM

I had a friend who borrowed an extra motorcycle helmet, asked a girl at a bar to go for a ride. She says ok, they go outside and of course no bike. And he says, holy shi*t someone stole my bike!!!

I don't know if he got anywhere, but it made me laugh.

08-02-2011, 11:32 AM	#29
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08-02-2011, 02:26 PM	#32
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08-02-2011, 03:03 PM	#33
fugimo Drives: 2010 Camaro SS/RS ABM Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 156 View My Garage	You wanna dance? [No] I guess a F%$# would be out of the question then? Have to say it really fast, so hard to do when drunk: After due consideration and apprehension, my foregoing conclusion is that you are socially, sexually qualified for me. You have kind lips, the kind I would like around my d... (you get the idea) And before you ask, yes I have been married twice and have 3 kids __________________ Born date 12/18/09 ARK Slant Tip Cat back Exhaust Ported throttle body Injen CAI AAC lighting (Foot well, trunk, interior, RGB Halos, Plasma DRLs, V2 scanner, side markers)

08-02-2011, 03:17 PM	#34
peele1 Drives: 2010 Victory Red 1LT/RS Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Aberdeen, NC Posts: 259	Hey! Don't I know you? You're that girl with the beautiful smile! __________________ VIN #4403 Victory Red 1LT/RS

08-02-2011, 03:37 PM	#37
Tysen Drives: 2011 RJT 2SS/RS M6 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: TN Posts: 2,441 View My Garage	Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I sure can see myself in your pants. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Want to come back to my place for pizza and sex? (No) What? You don't like pizza? __________________ "I'm a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That's what kind of man I am." - Ron Burgundy My build thread

08-02-2011, 01:39 PM	#31
DMDTexAg06 Drives: 2018 2SS Convertible Nightfall Gray Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cumming, GA Posts: 592	Lets have magic sex....(Whats that?) We have sex, and you disappear....Tah-dah!!!!

08-02-2011, 03:34 PM	#36
motorhead Drives: Love the one you're with Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Downtown Charlie Brown Posts: 11,849	Hey baby! I got beer.

08-02-2011, 04:14 PM	#38
camaroitalia Go Harder Than Baltimore! Drives: 2010 CGM Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore Posts: 3,835	i just use the cheesiest pick up lines i can think of. so bad they'll smile and laugh, then i laugh and say that didnt work did it? and it'll just start a conversation and for some reason down senior week this summer i was singing Dont Stop Believing off of the balcony and all the girls would sing along with me... and join me on the balcony. went from there lol __________________

08-02-2011, 05:16 PM	#42
=Stephens= Drives: 2011 LS Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Kearney, Nebraska Posts: 3,544 View My Garage	I had a friend who borrowed an extra motorcycle helmet, asked a girl at a bar to go for a ride. She says ok, they go outside and of course no bike. And he says, holy shi*t someone stole my bike!!! I don't know if he got anywhere, but it made me laugh.