ALMOST B1TCH SLAPPED SOMEONE TODAY

[Windy City]

Originally Posted by Blakout

You went wrong by not hitting him. You should've punched him hard in the face, broke his nose, and said "Don't worry, it's just a nose."

[Sir Nuke]

Rule #1 - IF you are on MY car, you are REQUIRED to be naked, and ONLY with the expressed permission of myself, no excuses.
Rule #2 - Even if you are naked, have permission, and leave a dent, it will be your last one as you will die!!!

[Lessk]

Or you could have dropped a steaming pile of crap on the hood of his car and said, "It's just a corvette. I saw 12 of these on my way home from work."

If it's "just a Camaro" why did he feel he needed to climb on in and play around with it?

[GMtothecore]

I'm going to age very quickly over this car......I'm doomed!

[PGRICK]

Originally Posted by Blakout

You went wrong by not hitting him. You should've punched him hard in the face, broke his nose, and said "Don't worry, it's just a nose."

Ya he should have but then his Camaro would be messed up with this dude's blood! I say drag the bastard out of the Camaro then beat the shit out of him on the pavement!

[Blakout]

Originally Posted by PGRICK

Ya he should have but then his Camaro would be messed up with this dude's blood! I say drag the bastard out of the Camaro then beat the shit out of him on the pavement!

Either way. I seriously would have lost it after hearing him say "It's just a Camaro." If I didn't want blood all over my car from his nose, I instead would have taken a Louisville Slugger to his windows and said "It's just a Corvette."

[SleepWarz]

Originally Posted by Blakout

You went wrong by not hitting him. You should've punched him hard in the face, broke his nose, and said "Don't worry, it's just a nose."

Seriously, I would have trashed him thinking he was trying to steal my car.

Or at least thats what I would tell the fuzz.

[2001ragtop]

Originally Posted by rodimus prime

Wow, this morning I went to walmart at like 9am (before most crackheads are up) to pick up some oil and a filter. I parked about as far out as possible and double parked. The lot was maybe 1/8th full. Sure as shit I came back out and there is about a 3" long scratch through the paint on my driver door. I could ****ing kill someone right now.

I think the new consensus is that the new Camaro cannot be left in any public parking lot, unless you want to come out to see:

1) someone sitting on it
2) someone vandalizing it
3) someone parking 1.50" inches away from it
4) someone leaning on it
5) someone becoming violently jealous and vindictive because you parked far away or used two spaces

The common person on the street is ignorant/has no class/was raised likely without any parents/dropped out of high school/has no morals/has no teeth/definitely has no cash/has no job/has no goals/has no chance of any type of success.

that type person statistically speaking is more likely to be near a Wal-mart.
Not cutting down Wal-mart at all, but it's true.

Fact: something bad WILL happen to every single Camaro that is built if the owner decides to park it anywhere. (low-lifes are everywhere. riding buses, and walking through parking lots). unless you live in a very posh, rich, gated area, your car is TOAST. and we all know it.

Later

[prostock69]

Originally Posted by Blakout

You went wrong by not hitting him. You should've punched him hard in the face, broke his nose, and said "Don't worry, it's just a nose."

Agreed!

[prostock69]

Originally Posted by 2001ragtop

I think the new consensus is that the new Camaro cannot be left in any public parking lot, unless you want to come out to see:

1) someone sitting on it
2) someone vandalizing it
3) someone parking 1.50" inches away from it
4) someone leaning on it
5) someone becoming violently jealous and vindictive because you parked far away or used two spaces

The common person on the street is ignorant/has no class/was raised likely without any parents/dropped out of high school/has no morals/has no teeth/definitely has no cash/has no job/has no goals/has no chance of any type of success.

that type person statistically speaking is more likely to be near a Wal-mart.
Not cutting down Wal-mart at all, but it's true.

Fact: something bad WILL happen to every single Camaro that is built if the owner decides to park it anywhere. (low-lifes are everywhere. riding buses, and walking through parking lots). unless you live in a very posh, rich, gated area, your car is TOAST. and we all know it.

Later

You are right about Wal*Mart a/k/a China Mart. I NEVER go to Wal*Mart. I go to Target or Kohls. I would rather pay more at those stores than to step one foot into "China Mart."

[Iwantone2]

I will not take credit for this, someone else posted this but I thought it would be appropriate:

[StoutFiles]

I parked about as far out as possible and double parked.

You double parked...that's the reason why. People HATE when others double park, it's like saying "Hey, I'm so much better than all of you that I deserve two lanes."

It doesn't matter if the lot is completely empty. Double parking never goes over well with the masses, I advise people to never do it.

[UncleBenny]

Originally Posted by 2001ragtop

5) someone becoming violently jealous and vindictive because you parked far away or used two spaces

Yup, if you're parked way out and double parked you might as well put up a sign that says "if you're a hater then come scratch my car". Its sad but the more protective you are of your car, the more some people will go out of their way to ruin it for you.

And honestly, double parking is a jerk move whether there are other cars around or not. I realize you're just being protective but it doesn't matter, keep it inside the lines like everyone else.

[BrianGriffin78]

Originally Posted by rodimus prime

Wow, this morning I went to walmart at like 9am (before most crackheads are up) to pick up some oil and a filter. I parked about as far out as possible and double parked. The lot was maybe 1/8th full. Sure as shit I came back out and there is about a 3" long scratch through the paint on my driver door. I could ****ing kill someone right now.

Well there's your problem, you are shopping at Walmart, where people are looking to save a buck. Do you think they give a Sh*t about dinging or scratching up a brand new Camaro in the parking lot?