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Old 11-04-2011, 03:08 PM   #64135
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Just got this email from a coworker:

The answer I was looking for . . .
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?’
The agent replies, ‘Just a minute’
‘Thank you,’ the blonde says, and hangs up.

I can answer that!
Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw
the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the
moon?’ The other blonde turns and says ‘Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????’

The paint job
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said….

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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Old 11-04-2011, 03:16 PM   #64136
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Old 11-04-2011, 03:18 PM   #64137
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Funny but way to kill the lounge.
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Old 11-04-2011, 03:19 PM   #64138
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That's a blonde for ya.
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Old 11-04-2011, 03:22 PM   #64139
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Funny but way to kill the lounge.

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Old 11-04-2011, 03:23 PM   #64140
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Sorry. I forgot you are all guys and you can't read and post at the sametime. Now I have all you thinking about hot dumb blondes.
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Sorry. I forgot you are all guys and you can't read and post at the sametime. Now I have all you thinking about hot dumb blondes.

Not a blonde guy anymore. Been shitted on too many times by them.
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Old 11-04-2011, 03:25 PM   #64142
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Old 11-04-2011, 03:25 PM   #64143
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Not a blonde guy anymore. Been shitted on too many times by them.

I like my guys blonde


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YAY. i'm in luck there is still hope for me yet hahaha
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Jewel keeps on killing the lounge
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