O woe is me. - Page 4

Gordo · 09-28-2011, 11:27 PM

Well lets see,if she likes sushi the swap the yellow tail out with puffer fish trick works good,just wait till she go to the rest room and there you go,golden pierce arrow frog,hard to get but it can happen,if older and no autopsy will be performed there's always succinylcholine,100 units of regular insulin ect. ect. Or just take a friendly trip to Mexico and have her wear a DEA shirt.O there is one more but lots of stuff has to go in the right sequence,if she gets a cough this winter,tell her to have the MD give her an Rx for tessalon perles.Here the hard part,get her to chew not swallow one while driving, preferably on a higher speed interstate with lots of trees or bridges. Disclaimer,I'm not saying im proficient in any said way to to said task,only hypothetical statements after a stay in holiday in express somewhere at sometime.I dont advise you do any of this.Just saying.

NYJets77 · 09-29-2011, 10:59 AM

2x4

yeah, I said it.

*SSE 4 2SS* · 09-29-2011, 11:17 AM

I was told very early in life to look at your GF's mom and watch how she acts... If you could live with her, then the daughter is ok... Mom is the daughter 20-30 years later....

My mother in law is the best... and my father in law is my fishing partner...

09-28-2011, 11:27 PM	#43
Gordo Drives: CMG 2SS/RS Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Unknown Posts: 194	Well lets see,if she likes sushi the swap the yellow tail out with puffer fish trick works good,just wait till she go to the rest room and there you go,golden pierce arrow frog,hard to get but it can happen,if older and no autopsy will be performed there's always succinylcholine,100 units of regular insulin ect. ect. Or just take a friendly trip to Mexico and have her wear a DEA shirt.O there is one more but lots of stuff has to go in the right sequence,if she gets a cough this winter,tell her to have the MD give her an Rx for tessalon perles.Here the hard part,get her to chew not swallow one while driving, preferably on a higher speed interstate with lots of trees or bridges. Disclaimer,I'm not saying im proficient in any said way to to said task,only hypothetical statements after a stay in holiday in express somewhere at sometime.I dont advise you do any of this.Just saying. __________________ You have not lived until you have done something for someone who could never repay you. Last edited by Gordo; 09-29-2011 at 12:04 AM.

09-29-2011, 11:17 AM	#45
SSE 4 2SS Boosted Moderator Drives: Bone Stock LS3 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Marion Tx Posts: 15,812	I was told very early in life to look at your GF's mom and watch how she acts... If you could live with her, then the daughter is ok... Mom is the daughter 20-30 years later.... My mother in law is the best... and my father in law is my fishing partner... __________________ If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow. -Ross Bentley Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you. “If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.” Mario Andretti If you can turn, you ain't going fast enough...

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09-29-2011, 10:59 AM	#44
NYJets77 Drives: 2013 2LT/RS Summit White Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: NY Posts: 1,283	2x4 yeah, I said it.